André Toulon

I need a Hannibal for my Terrible Eric Andre show

Yeah, you just have to thump the right nipple

Well, you say that......But whatever

Someone locked me out of my shit the other day, but I was able to get it back after having a pow wow with Luuv.......Sometimes you have to rub your puppy's nose in it when they start shitting in the house.

My money is on Phillies because he's probably the funniest of the 5 and humor goes a long way with girls losing their panties. DMA doesn't seem that into it as a whole, Zeni....Although he's the homie.....I think is officially scared of pussy, I fucking hate ghostrek and I wish horrible things upon him, including him suddenly having an aneurysm moments after finally buying a truck stop hooker......Mochi......I don't really have much of an opinion on Mochi other than if he finally finds a guy, he'd have nothing to post about other than the lack of gay sex on TV. I wish him luck, but don't really care.

About half way though I was like "I'm going to search the internet for this story....I feel like I'll be led to Penthouse's website.

But do you think he's a childish moron?

It's good sleeping fuel.....You'd think it would be annoying but I turn it on to sleep and it doesn't fuck with my dreams like DBZ.....If I try to sleep to DBZ, I wind up fighting in my dreams.

I feel like you're lying.....Asian chicks is a bucket list item.....Folksy happenstance at best......Unless you're Asian I call BS on that being your first.....That's a critical hit.

I was topical until you started fucking with me.......Even my dig a fuggz was topicish.....YOU did this.

He's a big dude, but there are bigger dudes....And he seems to push that border sometimes. I appreciate that

I looked into him during his popularity.....He wanted to be an actor/singer......But he claimed his 15 minutes on YT.....He could be in someone's wife's basement.......Being tortured....Long dick style. Seriously.....He may be singing or acting now if not dead. Or homeless.......The possibilities are endless.

Long dick style......BDJOOM!

Lol I forgot about that dude >

God willing

Oh shit, it is....By gross definition, it is.....We have made a breakthrough EDIT....You are actually correct....Your delusions are a direct product of mental illness.

Pathologically lying isn't an illness

Older women rule....I had this 35 year old chick when I was 19 in college........She lavished me with gifts and all she wanted me to do was go to family function with her.....Hell yeah I'll go to this fish fry and hug up with you....I'm 19.....My life is nothing but a big ass fuck you to my future.

You work for one of the hugest insurance companies where you excel beyond the norm and have customers with no last name lavish you with gifts, you have the prettiest child in the world with a dude who professed his love to you a mere week ago, your mother is a millionaire, and you have a hot tub in your bathroom.....On top of that you aced College trig and business calc, all with never having the burden of earning a degree.......You killed bed bugs with pesticide while still residing in the house and the car that you've wrecked at least twice is still the hottest shit on the highway. All of this and you manage to have countless male suitors constantly banging your door down and the text messages to back that up, and you are a multiracial melting pot that allows you to be an authourity on any and all cultural relation.......That said, you write the most enthraalling "novels" and eat Red Lobster like it's Ramen noodles while listening to only the best selection of music mainstream radio has to offer.......How can you Possibly feel bad

This story is so weird that you are the least virgin of anyone here.........I'm still not completely sure if this has happened to any one other than you....Correction, I mean I'm sure it has but this is almost the darkest sex meme ever. Dude....Is this just a dark sex meme?

The actual WOW....So many questions. Like your wife is the only woman you've ever been with and since it was on your wedding night, I assume your religious beliefs played a part in this........Correct me if I'm wrong. I'm not even attempting to degrade you in the least....In fact I completely commend this level of dedication........But I'm asking.....as a heathen PoS......She is the only woman you will ever have sex with....Forever?

Because of the 1st 40 seconds of the video....The part where she workworkworkworkworkwork

You can do the same.....But I know your perpetual opinionation won't allow that

Care to exacerbate it further, or was your reply an attempt at candor.....Because we can stop it right now, or we can make this thing.

It's writing like this that damns us to being the exclusive audience to your horrible attempt at story telling