André Toulon

Really.....Your shotglass pic made me think you were Indian.....Shows wtf I know

You know you can change that right?

........It's in English

I think he's East Indian. They fight worse than fat Puerto Ricans

I was her mom and the pharmacy clerk that gave her a heart shaped lolipop.

I disagree with both comments in this thread........You can score an 18 year old.....Anyone can, they're stupid........Even the smart ones are stupid.....I dated one when I was 22 and living with my mom.......She thought she'd hit the jackpot. If you acted like you claim you do here, you'd already have one because seriously, 18 year old girls are fucking stupid.

I'm confused as to how archaic technology created war mechs but the protag didn't know what TV or phones where, but I'll run with it.......I mean I would think distant communication and visual trasmissions would somehow come before giant mechanized war machines capable of scaling entire mountain ranges. Needed something new to watch so I'll give it a pass for being funny.

MOstly just trolling, if that's a mood.

I'm fucked up. We went and ate about 9........It's 3am, and I just woke up. I'm at home in my bed but my car isn't outside........I'm not 100% on what happened. My new shoes are on the couch and I see my girl's bra on the recliner. I'm trying to remember shit before I call her because I figure she brought me home and took my car and knowing me, this was my plan so I don't want to sound like a blackout drunk even though that's what obviously happened

I hope you saved the wine for after you blew 2 dudes.

From this post alone I have to think it's the people and not the state.

Holy shit.....You stole someone's half white baby, didn't you?

Birth certificate.....Literally what is needed EVERYWHERE to get a new ssc.

Mochi would still bottom Ghost.....He's a bitch.

Well Rogue is exactly "anonymous".......I mean don't get yourself killed, but just meeting someone and hooking up isn't a bad thing. Few drinks at a club and you just do what feels right. But I'll say again, be careful......Everyone isn't out to kill you.......I think many fewer people are than you think......I don't want you to be harvested for organs, but live man.....LIVE!

Fuuuuuuuuck, I sat on mine before, luckily I had my old pair in my car, but yeah I feel you. Breaking some other shit is bad but it's usually something that you can replace at a later date with no real consequence other than the inconvenience. Busting up your glasses can be a complete fuck over if you don't have replacements handy and have to be functional. Sorry man.

That's fucking hilarious

Meh, you'll find someone eventually and just hope that the years of being alone doesn't make you resentful because you have no idea how to be in a relationship. I guess I've never tried this with you, but I have with several babblers.....How about just one or two romps of anonymous sex just to get your feet wet so when you do find someone you don't cling to them like grim death. I think that's good advice for anyone because the worst thing you can do is smother someone who likes you.

Oz Pizza had them when I stayed in GA.......It was terrible but I couldn't resist getting them 1/5 times when I went there because it was the only place I knew of that had them. Terrible is hyperbole though.....I got to where I looked forward to them, but now that I can't get them I don't exactly miss them.

I've done it before, but it's not ideal. She knows my performance would be lacking due the the fact that there would be no foreplay or round two.......It's like running over hot coals......It's adventurous, but really you can't wait until it's over and you definitely need to hop in some water immediately afterwards.

I only have one crazy ex that I think would have eventually tried to end my life.....She possibly could have if her strike had been true, but even at the level of asshole I am, I have no exes except the one that I'm not on friendly terms with. You must suck worse than me.

Well not really.....I still had to get her candy and a stuffed animal.......Didn't do flowers this year because she doesn't really care for shit like that.....I just usually do it because that is what I've been conditioned to do. And we are just going to rebook the suite for Monday next, so I'll still wind up spending that money. But we're going to the mall later and she's gonna get me some shoes so it all washes. Really, I just kinda hate the usual obligation that comes with this day and I'm just glad we're just kind of in "fuck it" mode over it. Day isn't over yet though......Shit has plenty of time to turn around and bite me in the ass.

This is actually working out well. I managed to get out of the room charge since they have a waiting list, and we're just going to go to Razzoo's later.....It was her idea not to waste that money if we weren't going to be able to fully enjoy it........Since her sister is staying at her apt, there's nowhere for us to get nasty, not that we could anyway due to her situation, so I said I'm just going to head home after we eat. I told her she could just come stay we me at the house (I had to offer), but she's like "nah, we can't do anything so I'll just stay home since we both have to get up for work in the morning." I still get credit for Vday, and I get to come home and chill......We are just going to do something this weekend more romantic.

Wait, am I missing something.....This isn't Pacman, because this reads a lot like Pacman.