André Toulon

Pikachus are cute....Until

Rough day in the salt mines.....That was me yesterday

Nah, the one where George is trying to get the job at Pendant Publishing and has sex with the cleaning lady on his desk

LOL, highschool senior, but when I got back from college I hooked up with a 34 year old chick for a while.....She was the weed lady and she kept me drunk and high for dick.....I was cool with that because my hobbies only included alcohol, weed and masturbation, so it was cool not masturbating anymore....Well, as much.

This thread is from back in February when I was never sleeping and I would message you at like 3am......I'm getting good rest now because I stopped drinking (again) and I have medication that zonks me. I still get up early as fuck though, but I don't have the anxiety that came with coming off a daytime drunk

I actually got started late considering teenage sex is a big thing in the deep South. My first was 16 and I was a virgin conquest for a senior chick.

There is something to be said for your steel resolve, but I don't see how anyone doesn't just stumble into the bed at least once.

Oh cool, they fixed the search feature, but it doesn't seem to bring up results in posts now....Just the title. Vanity searching, this is all that came up along with a spam thread.

Ugh, I hate to have to explain it, but I guess we'll all just |:: |:: |:: |:: after I do. Your thread is about the FDIC "kicking your ass" .....The dude in the gif's name is Wacky........This was about you fighting back. It was funny to me......I didn't expect anyone who wasn't black in the 90s to get it, but it was....as I said, funny to me.

LOL, my post is gone

I don.....Wait, are you older than 21?

was the military that hot or was this something else

going big.....55

Oooh, I'm willing to play the guessing game......The higher or lower type thing. I'ma go with a conservative 18

Oh, and I didn't give my number either for basically the same reason.........I ran through Spelman college when I was at Georgia Tech. There are some escapades that can't be relived. I'll suffice to say I banged 2 chicks before college and 9 after. That's all you get from me

I dunno....If I'm to believe the hype, I wouldn't touch anything in his house....ever. He has a small farm and I'm not completely sure why any grown man not living in rural Idaho would need that other than for nefarious sexual purposes

Just because the targets are slim today, I'm gonna out him........We were talking late one night and he sent me a pic of a chick that was on her way over.......So like I always do, I goggled the pic and it was all over the internet. I know he's been catfished at least once........That said, any other pics he's shown me have been of bitches he's had call me, so the count is definitely above 4

All of mine were gold....Cept the Ms. Piggy, Kermit the gimp one.......I can't even remember why I had that for a while.

Wow, did you just refer to women's sex organs as septic tanks? I mean I don't even have a vagina and I'm offended.

Then why are you here.....There are thousands of other threads to choose from. This one obviously isn't your bag. Here, let me help you out.....This thread was started by Sawdamizer......This is exactly where it's supposed to be.

whut? Are you going to be my maid?

Not really, I'm not the one bitching. And I did post topically a few pages back, what I do after that is my business. Look, I have my target for the night, you'll have to get in line. No time for you tonight.

I can write a solitary check for your salary for the year.

Post topically then.....Will you, can you?