André Toulon

The only solution is to stop waking up. (Staff, this is not me telling this guy to kill himself.....I like that one guy, but just following proper internet decorum)

WTF does this have to do with that abomination in your OP.....I mean even that wasn't cook by Guy, so I'm not sure why that was a factor anyway.....You destroyed a steak and now you're trying to derail this into some retarded shit about your janitorial position......None of this makes sense....It's all the psychotic ramblings of a lonely old man who has replaced alcohol with being on the internet because he fears human interaction.

he's co-owner of like 4.....Meaning he's a face, not a cook. I worked for a dude who owned a bunch of restaurants in Louisiana....He couldn't cook for shit.

LMFAO.....He's a fat, American prick......He literally eats shit. He's not a culinary master just because he's on TV

I saw you say that earlier, but I'm thinking it's a cut off sirloin that you were either sold as strip or you're lying about......Or you fucked it up the worst way possible

I thought it was liver too when I first saw it, but that's what shitty cuts of beef look like

You are one slow learning motherfucker

He has made a lot of race driven posts in rants, so seeing knuckles with a bunch of neckbeards using a faux African accent along with clicks and ooga boogas seems to be the type of then he's 0 in on. I don't go to tumblr though, so not sure how they've reacted to it.

I only heard about it about 2 weeks ago, but I thought it was really old and I was just finding out about it because I'm never on the cutting edge of shit like this......Turns out, it's fairly new.

*100% Googled this*

It seems to have all the things he over reacts to.

This is beef stroking off.

All cereal comes in a bag...What are you talking about. Just because the bag comes in a box doesn't mean the cereal doesn't come in a bag

I fear this will never be over.....It's the thing that I hate most about myself but it's also what makes me, me. There is no denying the problem though, when you're up at 1am and you think "I'll just have a little bit", but it's so good to you that you must have a little more, and a little more still until you realized that half the bag is gone. Well at that point, you decide "well, just a little more and I'll still have almost half left for tomorrow......But it never ends there. Now you're staring at the bag....almost empty, and you realized you've fucked up but you convince yourself....."Why would I even save this......This will only piss me off tomorrow....It's 3am, I've already ruined my night" so you end the bag.......Then you have to live with yourself. Look into the mirror with the unmistakable white above your lip and then the dark, and harrowing truth hits that you just ate a whole box of Rice Krispies.

Oh shit, really....TheGirlWithTheDreads is back?

Time to get a job

Look man, this is the second advance you've made on me......And while I appreciate the sentiment, I'm simply not into dudes. Try Mochi. PLEASE try Mochi.

You have no sense of smell....Taste is sure to follow......Could you even chew that with your dental prosthetics, because I make a steak you don't even need teeth for

Squalor....It's what's for dinner

Another thing you have done wrong

No one wants to talk about fuggz anymore....It's all about hot Xmen

It has 0 appeal to me

Spremese Python

nice rack