André Toulon

This guy and his metaphors

OMG....I'm all itchy....wtf.

google irritates me because it have made it it's business to find the exact opposite of what I'm looking for

Meh, I'm here.....Where the fuck else would I be.

Desert Storm....I know nothing about hitler other than what I learned from Adult Swim

Yes, all of you 20 somethings are knocking on the door of death.

Phil's a square, man.

You mean "woe" this is what you said

You don't sound that happy.

Ah, female hate....This is too delicious not to wag my penis at. Seriously tho, this all seems really misguided.

Holy shit, 20 minutes....No fucking way I can sit through that

It's nab....I figure he did that on purpose to make the situation seem more dire. He's not flashy or anything, but you have to look for his subtle "GOTCHA, BITCH" moments.

32 degrees is not cold.

Blah, blah, many more....Enjoy your day, blah, blah drink one for me

And that point is? I said I agree with you....I too have been violated by women......Wanna tell me how in your case it's any different?

That's if you assume he'll only drink one beer

Kaluha with whole milk

You know, you could start your own movement instead of trying to damage one because it doesn't cater to you. I'd join.....I was raped by 3 women when I was drunk and coked up......They took pic of me passed out with my dick in their mouths, did things to my fanny, and then showed these pics to the entire neighborhood. I never felt a need to shoehorn that into the #metoo movement.

Sure, Viper.

You know nothing about me, or why I worded this post the way I did

I do that a lot too....I'll be high af and want to click a thread but click the name because even though I wanna see that thread and what they posted, I'll click the name instead because boy oh boy do I wanna see what bullshit they just shat.

I don't think anyone else who read that could come to this conclusion....I even mentioned the white on my upper lip. You are needlessly combative and it makes you look kinda crazy.

Well at least now he can join the rest of us in calling him a dumbass