André Toulon

Yes, Everyone in this thread is mostly babblers. This shit isn't worth our time.

Dude....No one wants whatever you got......A germaphobe would send you home because you touched her desk after not washing your hands after using the bathroom......Being sent home for being sick is protocol.

Not sure if racist or still hasn't learned what words mean

While hilarious, I'm going to continue my notion he was the the last one....Back in November, before I sealed all outer vents except the one associated with the stove, I had my due yearly influx....No mistaking when that happens...... But I'm going to blindly think this one guy just couldn't return to the defunct nest because I killed the only way in and out.....Well not only, my central heat and air vents are sill open but I've never seen a mouse take a 14 foot free fall and without contemplating the logistics of that, I'm confident that's not how they got in. That said, I hadn't seen any evidence of one for several months until I had to throw ot a 24 pack of ramen a few weeks ago.....Let me have this. I took care of the problem.

I feel like that is almost literally impossible......Popcorn is......I mean, how

Yeah, that bastard has eluded me for weeks. I have this problem every winter because they try to get out of the cold.....I usually set traps but decided I wasn't having none of this shit this year. They were getting in from my dryer exhaust, but I put an end to that by putting my dryer in my garage and closing off the vent inside my house. But there was one....He was mostly silent, but he got bold......He somehow managed to get into my (god I hate to say this based on the folder) but he got into my ramen noodles....In my pantry, on the top shelf. I would hear him at night but I never saw him....My only evidence being the gnawed packs of ramen, and my audio cues. But tonight he fucked up.....He somehow tumbled into my mop bucket which didn't allow his escape since it has a draining top and the dick couldn't figure out how to escape......I swear, his demise went exactly like this.

Rick and Morty....It came at a time where I had given up on AS and they proved they still had an Ace in the hole. Boondocks......Honestly, it's the only show I've been able to share without being embarrassed. Sealab....I watch it at least once a week still Shinchan....See Sealab

Send $ pls

See, an ounce of prevention is worth 350 pounds of cure.

I've heard tales of people that have seen the wild stilgar.....But they are IB tales, so who knows

I believe you....This guy says he's 30

A....Are you filter dodging?

Wait, Packard thinks Stilgar is a girl?.....So since he also thinks I'm Stilgar, does that mean he also thinks I'm a girl? I wonder if I'm pretty.

LMAO, pensions aren't going to keep you alive in a home owner climate.....You will die owing rent.....Good job, Dr.

OK, gotcha. I forget you have the luxury of just saying fuck it and moving

Good, you understand that someone who makes $200 dollar more than you makes shit

Like what....I mean perhaps I'm not up to your standards but I've lived well even in the deep south.....If you just want to live in a notably extravagant location, just say so....You can live like a boss anywhere....Even Mexico. You have lame excuses for what you are.

I cleared 17k working for 8.50 back in 2002....Granted, I made some overtime. I wasn't on this assumed 14 buck salary.

LMAO. You can't afford to pay a mortgage, land tax and utilities

Rhetorical question, the answer is shit.

I believe you....How much does a head janitor make. No chance she's part of the elite there. She watching other people mop.

He also has a dipshit brother to sign off on a major purchases he can abandon in 7 years without toting any of the debt load....He's found his sucker

You'za a broke bitch and people a third your age consider your living conditions to be pure shit....You've wasted you life and in reality I know you cry yourself to sleep knowing you'll possibly be faced with another waking day of slum trudgery. The fact that you come here to grasp at non-existent straws amuses the shit out of me.

No, because he IS the landlady....Squatter's make up their own stories in their head.

Truth is, I always will believe this socially awkward thing is just a different spin on the ramen noodle joke.