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André Toulon

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  1. André Toulon
    My first time hearing this was today....I never heard the first of May called Mayday. It was the dude at my bank.....My reply to his "Hey, it's Mayday" was "Yup, guess that means it'll be Cinco de Mayo before we know it" and he just looks at me like I said the most retarded shit ever.....It's kind fucking with me because did I disrespect "Mayday"....Did he not know what CDM was?....How did I offend this dude over something that seems so completely asinine.
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    I'm more of a purist, but who even gets to dictate such a thing in this genre.
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    Cool man, cool.....Let's go listen to some jazz
  4. André Toulon
    Man, you make marginal success seem so unappealing.
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    I didn't read all of that, but I've been under a boil order and while cumbersome, you can still get mostly usable water.....I buy water by the cases though because I refuse to drink from my tap (yes, I'm the idiot that still makes ice cubes from the tap tho, but we rarely use them).....NO water is an affront to all gods and I cannot support this.
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    you picked 3 things that produce almost no juice in small amounts.....You might as well have used a weed eater. Wait, is your juicer a weed eater
  8. André Toulon
    You eat papa john's.....You're gonna need battery cables and darkmatter to kickstart this shit.
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    Lex recreated the shit and now it's like ladmasses full of the shit.....Even Bats has a stockpile of the shit....Just in case....Because Bats don't fuck with nobody like that.
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    https://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=8454387
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    Ok, now the real qestion is what were you drinking
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    Like I said, my ex was 4'8 but I guess maybe my line is just much weirder than the norm. Honestly, it's not even very high on the bucket list.....It's below Asian chick......And I've seriously actually tried to snatch an Asian before....No luck in all these years. I'm gonna have to find me a ms schwan at this point.
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    Where did I say my kids played it.....You read poorly. I played it and they watched all the videos and songs that came from it......Stay tuned for 2020 when your child discovers 5 nights at freddy's
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    Jesus, even your child is slow.....My kids got bored with that like 4 years ago....Maybe 3.....Pretty sure we were still on Lithium when that was even a thing.
  17. André Toulon
    Why have I been staring at this fo....Oh yeah, I just smoked for the first time in like a week
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    Can't tell if she's an actual midget or just really short from the few pics I just skimmed through......My shortest gf was 4'8, but she wasn't really a "midget" I'm trying to live this life
  19. André Toulon
    Banging a midget is on my bucket list......I'd prefer a woman, but Lannister can get it too. Kinda glad Verne is off the table though....That's a bullet dodged.
  20. André Toulon
    Y'all made it.....It's just that only Packard, Mthor and Tsar were alive when they did
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    Seems legit....Now to wonder but not seek out why FOX still gets credit on a streaming service.
  22. André Toulon
    I'm still skeptical about this but too lazy to do research.....I watched season 9 on Hulu just now and the FOX logo popped up prior to the show.....I.....I don't think....Fuck it, I got time....Lemme just google this
  23. André Toulon
    That's not true....My kids have notebooks and "notebooks".....They never manage to confuse which they are talking about because context is an actual thing
  24. André Toulon
    Nab.....He put himself on ignore because no one hates nab like nab
  25. André Toulon
    American Dad isn't on FOX anymore?
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