André Toulon

Good to see you haven't improved at all.

Mai

Me and the kids need to do this one day....Maybe tonight

Pirating isn't a skill.....You can pirate without any of those other things you mentioned. All you have to do is own a computer and watch a 3 minute video....BAM, yo're a pirate.

Moderate athlete way out of his prime Video game aficionado. Kitchen slayer Grilling beast Complete asshole.

We always had TVs in every room...This is tradition, even if poor....We WILL have TV. Maybe no channels, but TV.

Yes....Yes I do.....And if you tatted her name on you, then you're a complete sissy....Tat no bitches on me....Fuck you mean.

Speaking of things we hate. Yeah, I never watched that show. I did like all that tho. Ooh, I wonder if kablaam is on Hulu

Ummmmm. I got lost somewhere

If you didn't write it, I think playing dumb and just acting like you aren't even aware of it is best.

Being a hack is the least of the things standing in the way if your literary profession

Tyrannical lizard has nightmares and fears that aliens are coming to abduct him and force him to terrorize other planets. It's mine now....You can't have it.

Neil DeGrasse Tyson rides public transportation

Wow, you really beat the shit outta my joke.....It's on it's last legs and my only recourse is to mercy kill it.

You never saw Lady and the Tramp

Um....Obvious floor shitter.

LOL, he just hates for anyone to enjoy anything that doesn't cater to him. "this is dumb...Watch Pinkguy and play Pubg"

Oh fuck the mobile site

I locating this stor just on the off chance I ever go to Canada, I don't accidentally go here. It will never be clean again.

I will still use dish soap to wash clothes if I run out of detergent.....I overflowed my pantry once using dish soap so now I only use enough that it won't do that, but it's probably not enough to even call it "washing" clothes. I have a basket in the corner of my room full of clean socks and we jst dig through it every day looking for socks that match......Or at least the same color.

Brain needle

Add men eating hot pockets and all I know is weird shit creeps you out