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André Toulon

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  1. It's him....He fucked up his account a while back and made the alt ghostrek2, and we forced him to make a video before we took him seriously and Pat helped him reset his password on this account. The problem is, he's trying too hard to be the innocent, oblivious retard we've come to love/want to beat with shoes.
  2. What happened to all the desk flare....Shit looks nude now @Clu
  3. One shots spelling mannequin......Fucks up spelling "them" religiously......I hate this fucking character
  4. Viper on dat UEMB
  5. Oh, this is Viper...He's the only person who keeps asking if I'm fat. I can bench your prepubescent female body without breaking a sweat.
  6. It's 15 bucks.....I'd pay that to stay home
  7. People like swamp ass for some reason
  8. This was part of my baby mama's halloween outfit in like 2011 or something and I was home alone and bored.
  9. WTF do I care.....Not like she after my money....I just think she's hot.
  10. That's actually one of the things I like...I mean this is my current lady friend....It works on some girls
  11. " Nordic dish consisting of raw salmon, cured in salt, sugar, and dill." No thanks, I'll just have the fried skunk anus on wheat, pls
  12. My thought exactly....Except I'm pretty sure he taller than Stallone Edit: nope you're right....Why does he look so short to me
  13. If it's on silent, why would it be rude. That said, I probably hate my phone more than I hate sitting still.....I just posted about my several texts I got while I was asleep....I still haven't looked at them. I seriously despise my phone.
  14. I used to actually sit through movies as a child....I guess because growing up in swampdick louisiana, there wasn't a lot to do that didn't require a 20 minute drive.....Nowadays, it takes a legitimate effort for me to sit still for 2 hours.
  15. Holy fucking Mandela effect......"blow it out your ass, Chet" was never said.....Why do I remember that so vividly.
  16. Everyone that has come behind him has scked....It's time to find The Great Outdoors. Blow it out your ass, Chet.
  17. LMAO, I wanna make one of those
  18. *googles* all of her pictures look like the air around her constantly stinks.
  19. Isn't it Sunday....or was Sunday?
  20. I drank 40 oz of Goose straight today.....I just woke up with no memory of anything after 1 pm......I REALLY hope I was sleep that entire time, but the 14 missed calls and 22 unopened texts make me think no
  21. Seafood and sweets are an abomination no matter what you do.
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