André Toulon

HBD.....Don't know much about you so I'll just randomly post something I think I remember.

you coulda had a

It's a very real bill that tried to pass 2 years ago

Old news....We already tried that.

mommy has a daaaate, mommy has a daaate

But maaaaaahhhm, you said we could have Taco Bell

*drops birthday cake in front of party goers* "I meant to do that"

That was.....weird

Nah....I go when other people want to visit their loved ones, but I need tangible purpose to do things....Not the idea that they are happy that I visited, or sanding over their rotting cadaver gives me closure.

That was really nabz of you.

IKR

LOL, wut 6 Disco Lemonade Gay, Homosexual Mike is so Disco Lemonade

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=That_One_Guy Finally

Because Ghostrek doesn't like women.....His adopted family has very staunch, traditional Christian values and he's scared to come out as gay. He and his long time roommate are constantly at odds because he won't grow a pair and live his life for him.

You'd just have to replace the catfish pic with your own

But wait....I know this is just another chapter in shit that didn't happen, but if you ever need a FB with about 200 friends, many posts, and activity for a several years, I have the catfish account i used to lure Packard here....I'll be more than happy to share it with you.

Tom doesn't add you on FB

I hope to see how you've aged at 50

no

He's 30 going on 64

Twilight Zone did it first. Or probably not even first....Pretty sure this theory is as old as time itself.

This....They are hardly on my radar....But people need a boogieman, no matter how benign.

Ass slamming naked to you too..... Why didn't you save us the trouble and just post this in DF.