André Toulon

Where do you think all these Metal Gear games come from.

.......... Just ...........

My daughter has some like that, but they are purple

insomnia....fix it

Congratulations on being right.

Well, normally I would but I might be having one myself.......Nope, I'm just bored. So whatcha wanna do....Wanna go race handi-carts at Walmart?

So it's more Smash TV than Contra....I do like it has online multiplayer, so if anyone else has it, I might get it for that but I'm on the fence.

Oh good, it has a demo....Contra is so hit or miss I'm glad I can test it first

Good, I was kinda thinking I would be bored tonight.

Goddammit...I hate that my brain automatically defaulted to math when reading this and I couldn't even enjoy the joke.

Camels only weigh 600 pounds?

let's see how many of you are wrong.

the past is the only thing that motivates you to move forward

I just walk around with it....There doesn't seem to be a cure, but I live with it.

If by Tebowing you mean taking a huge L to make other people look good....then yes, yes he is.

I liked BYOB for what it was when I was just listening to the CD....But then I saw the video like 3 years later and....I mean, it just kinda ruined it.

I like how everyone is on lizzo dick now like she ain't been fire since 2016

welp, no free coffee for me.

what is mothman festival.

I'm so bad at letting women win shit....I'm such an asshole....Like my original intentions are good...thinking "Aw, she can barely even press the buttons, let's give her this win"....and moments later it's "Wait, how is the chick beating me....It's go time motherfucker"

Business as usual....Thanks for the update.

What are you even saying here.

Oh, I was aware of where it was coming from....Everybody had blunts lit, including snoop......There were police everywhere, but no fucks were given. And like I said...I was a kid....I honestly was just amazed at how lax everything was considering I had to sneak and smoke weed all the time back then....But here, it was just like everywhere.

Someone lied....You're more like a in shape Carlos Mencia.

Brandy...But my second was Snoop Dogg, and no concert I've been to since then can compare. 14 with a contact high from hell....I didn't even have any weed but I have never been higher.