André Toulon

This new insecurity about men eating bananas is so weird. And I say new because a lot of the people I see posting about it are dudes I played football with ...and coach made us eat bananas with our pregame meal to stop cramps. Not once did I see any of you break a banana apart to eat it. The internet has you so scared of being sus, that you literally can't separate eating from a sexual act. How often are you eating bananas in public anyway. I've never ordered fajitas with a side of banana. I can't actually even think of a situation where I would have a whole banana to eat in public. Even at a breakfast spot like IHOP, if you ask for bananas, they will probably be sliced in a bowl. It's stupid. I'm standing here eating a banana now and wondering how can I make myself feel as if this is something gay....I just can't. It's a banana

Has Seight confused with me

Look, we can go if you wanna go...just name the time and place🤬

THANK YOU. When I saw that, I was like it reminds me of something from my past....but I can't put my finger on it

I actually vote on kicking YOU out. You make us look pathetic

Doesn't that just kick you right in the fanny pack.

Ahem...Sinbad is literally my favorite comedian. I hate he kinda became forgotten. I've seen everything bro was in....which is also how I know people saying he was in a Genie movie are either trolling or latched onto it stupidly because they were unaware of the trolling. That shit doesn't exist. Even his scene in its Sunny is probably my favorite Sunny scene....and there so many of those. Oddly, it's literally the only time I ever remember him cursing

I'm thinking she has casino floor cans confused with the metal canisters she uses for warmth under the bridge, because 5 fucking minutes? No, no ..see, I'm entertaining it....I'm not even about to let myself get roped into the stupid logistics of this

Ok, now it's tikki tikki....I know I've heard this before. I have no clue wtf it means still, but just FF to 34:00

🤔 This is one of those times I'm not sure if Scoob has a point, so I normally would keep scrolling

No, I need to quote this shit because it's this kind of post she'll actually realize is just fucking nuts and delete it

Holy fucking shit, this can't be real life. I am to believe a casino forewent the legal precautions of fire extinguishers and instead employed the 5 minutes to get a bucket of water rule to put fires out. I'm done. I was getting comfy and about to nestle in for some serious trolling , but no....no way in fuck I'm participating in something this fucking dumb.

Has a corn dog stored in a Ziploc from 1999 that's labeled cosmic thrall

Omfg🤦🏿‍♂️😂

I do enjoy how you went from knowing everything to knowing nothing

You, ma'am....are ridiculous

Not the point. You said it always has a long line, so you're always there....right? Or this is just more blind assertions that you think we should all adhere to

And a salad. I'm gonna live forever

Make a lot of trips to the Queens library? Seems like a long trip just to read a newspaper

I want to make a grilled chicken sammich but the laziness may take over

Cool, so we all agree on stupid. I feel like we'll get to a real consensus soon

Their entire business model is serving junkies. Might as well have a public restroom while peddling drugs

There's another guy who uses very specific anecdotal evidence as his excuse for his blanket biases against certain people. That's it ...that's the post

Omfg, all they do is talk about gambling now. Jesus, I'll take MLB talk at this point