André Toulon

Chicken salad sammich and chips

A healthy dose of cringe for those brave enough https://www.facebook.com/reel/3671662919754152?mibextid=rS40aB7S9Ucbxw6v

Leftovers

You get a gif

I hate the term Metroidvania. That is not a fucking genre. Those games have almost nothing in common at their roots besides being 2D. Castlevania largely being a side scrolling (yes some stage areas scroll up or down) platformer, and Metroid being a platforming dungeon crawler. The only way to marry the two is if your first trip into Dracula's castle was SotN. And if that's the case, you don't have any business naming shit.

Meat n rice

Nachos

Eh, maybe just the ones I talk about. I can think of 2 that were quite boorish about it and I was ok with that. Like I don't have to guess...you just wanna go. Cool.

I had a girl come to my house in her T-shirt and some tiny shorts that the shirt was longer than. As we smoked a blunt, she mentioned 3 times that she had just gotten out of the shower, to which I responded all three times, "yeah, I need to get in the shower too". After what I assume was a frustrating 30 minutes, she left. After about 3 hours of watching Boondocks reruns, it hit me....She was trying to give me some. We were coworkers who just kinda lived on the same side of town. We got trashed together after work all the time, but in groups. She knew where I lived because had given me a ride home a few times. I just cope by saying nah, it probably wasn't a good idea to get involved with a coworker.....then I proceeded to bang coworkers at my next job

Watch my 600lb life. Those people are never single. You just have to actually try instead of cry

I feel this is largely unpopular. Let us exhibit our ineptitude. Don't shame us

Chili and yes I put sour cream in it

Well, since my clear sentiments aren't on the poll... I'm gonna skip that but if you do it, you know I'll play

This shit was awful, the show should have died with JR. Now it going to be one nail after another in this coffin. Which I'm all too excited for. I think Story train is where I gave up on this show but just kept watching out of morbid curiosity. But this....nah, I don't even want to see next week's episode. I'll see it when YT shuffles it in with my 1967th DBZA run.

This....there's an ad that just play the intro part....you know the ",owaowa" shit and since I heard that (about 2 hours ago) this shit has just been on repeat in my brain

Tv dinner most likely. I ain't cooking shit. Got some 2 day old pizza but that'll probably be forgotten until it grows fur.

*Posts "that's the joke" gif*

Tt

I think the shittiest and laziest thing ever put into a video game to make it challenging is obscuring my vision. Well of course it's hard now. I can't fucking see. Way to go devs. This irks me the most on platformers. Soooo, you just don't want me to make the jump. You want to piss me off first and make me guess.

I might have already used this one..I'll delete it this time of I did

Chili

Kill Bill