Sawdamizer

*applies peroxide to wounds* Philly zoo isn’t thrilled with my antics right now

Does it have to be your own cat? Or is it acceptable to just do that to any cat?

God damn I wish I had that gif still

Damn bro, health nuts must hate your guts for your weight loss secret!

I got this bleached asshole around here somewhere... hang on... don’t you move.

Fuck that guy

Oh you know

You know nothing of our work

Well, the obvious answer is right there... you refuse to believe it. because you’re an idiot.

Your union paid for this audit and accepted its results

You’re broke

Oh... ok..... so the audit is incorrect?

There are quite a few red flags on this shit

https://www.brightscope.com/form-5500/basic-info/499111/Joint-Board-Of-Trustees-Of-The-Unite-Here-Local-54-Severance-Fund/511728/Unite-Here-Local-54-Severance-Fund/2019/ your unions pension is “interestingly” diverse.... and... that funding ration is equally “interesting”

At Bally’s? Well, he’s doxed himself a lot here so...

All part of the bachelor activities

Just shitposting IMG_1128.MP4

Just be sure to be surprised

Got it... Dimple Simple

Hey, when I come to AC in August... do I just ask the front desk for you by your name? How should we meet?