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-Kudasai-

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  1. Used to be roommates with Alundra Blayze
  2. Had to take a personal day the moment he found out that Undertaker and Kane were not really brothers
  3. Trims his nose hairs with hedge clippers
  4. Was dressed up as a bull in a China shop
  5. Goes to Belgium for authentic Belgian waffles
  6. Sings lullabies to her Komodo Dragons every night
  7. Talks like Porky Pig when nervous
  8. Got banned from entering the UK for reason he refuses to reveal
  9. Also tried out for WWE Tough Enough
  10. Once tried out for WWE Tough Enough
  11. Can play the Snorks theme song on the recorder
  12. Always says "I tawt I taw a puddy tat' whenever her cat comes around
  13. Is no longer welcomed in Salt Spring Island, British Columbia
  14. Learned how to play the trumpet from watching Harmony Smurf
  15. Remember it's pronounced Hoo-Nay
  16. Was briefly a member of the Legion of Doom but just couldn't get along with Sinestro and Giganta
  17. Traded in his monster truck for the Oscar Mayer Weinermobile
  18. Talks like Pepe Le Pew after too much wine
  19. Soaks his feet in the crockpot
  20. Talks like Yosemite Sam when pissed
  21. Talks like Huckleberry Hound when trolling
  22. Talks like Barney Rubble when angry
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