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-Kudasai-

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Everything posted by -Kudasai-

  1. Wants to bring back 90s Zubaz pants
  2. Wants to bring brack 70s leisure suits
  3. People I don't like them I don't trust them I don't believe them
  4. Knows the ingredients to gummi berry juice from Gummi Bears but is sworn to secrecy.
  5. Entertains children at birthday parties by doing the Michael Winslow sound effects
  6. Getting called names I caught you stealing. I may be "dumb as fuck" but I'm not dumb enough to risk going to jail over some beef jerky and a pop.
  7. I do what I want
  8. *Takes out earbuds* I'm sorry I wasn't listening did you say something?
  9. You don't buy me lottery tickets anymore
  10. That I love you
  11. Always says "open sesame" in front of a automatic door
  12. I'm going back to eating chili with oyster crackers instead of Frito Scoops
  13. Went a farm and did the chicken dance with a flock of Bantam Chickens
  14. Went to a farm and fed bacon to a pig
  15. Tried to tickle an octopus, it didn't end well.
  16. Is related to Valerie from Josie and the Pussycats
  17. Plans on investing his life savings in said business
  18. Tired to insert an N64 cartridge in in the behind of a Olive Garden waiter
  19. Tried to put a Genesis cartridge in a SNES
  20. Has been crowing outside of Pat's house in rooster costume for more than three hours. Gotta respect the stamina.
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