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I kinda find Tim Follin a bit overrated as a video game composer.

Isn't allowed to read to children at the library after she "accidentally" read them instructions on how to hide a handcuff key in your denture plate.

Had to go to therapy after encoutering Turbo Tunnel from Battletoads

Tells people about that one time at band camp

Always says auto repairman instead of mechanic

Eats popscicles with a knife and fork

Super Mario Sunshine > Super Mario 64

Cream of chicken with diced chicken, peas and carrots and egg noodles. I finally got this dinner exactly how I wanted it.

I played Super Metroid the other day and now I'm playing A Link To The Past. What more can I say about these games that hasn't already been said about them. Two of the greatest games of all time and certainly two of my all time favorite games. With that being said I have do have a minor complaint I want to make about both games because they both do the same annoying thing. Whenever get an item the game stops and a text appears telling you how to use said item. It have no problem with that if it's the first time I finding the item but every time I find the same item I've been using the entire game I have sit through a text explaining to me on how to use it, especially very late into the game. It's actually funny when you think about it. You're on your way to the final boss and pick up an item and you get an explanation on how to use it Imagine playing Super Mario. Bros and every time you get a Fire Flower the game stops to explain to you on how to use the Fire Flower. It doesn't matter that Bowser is a few steps away

Tells people that he met Eddie Vedder at Applebee's

Tells people that she used to be a member of Jem and the Holograms

Told Dudeco about Disco's feet OnlyFans but didn't say that it was her feet.

Tells people that she was the Gerber baby

The rest of that left over chili. Bought some cheddar turkey sausages to make some chili turkey dogs. I've never had turkey sausges before so let's see how this goes

Got chased by a bunch of Rhode Island Reds for throwing their eggs at people at the gas station.

Has started an online petition to make Freakazoid a member of the Justice League

Thinking about a death battle for the ages. Wimpy from Popeye vs. the Hamburgler. My money is on Wimpy because I wouldn't want to be in between Wimpy and a burger because who knows what would happen. It would be like trying to steal a cookie from Cookie Monster you're just signing your own death warrant.

It's sad when you have people who believe that black people are so illiterate that they can't or won't read an expiration date. Do us all a favor and go piss up a rope you unproductive oxygen thief.

Once dated the Hamburgler

Has a cardboard cutouts of The Backstreet Boys

Is starting a new band that plays metal covers of 90s boy band's songs