-Kudasai-

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Has a doctor's appointment this Monday to get his cootie shots

Still believes girls have cooties

I ordered myself a 20 piece wind dings because I already cooked breakfast this morning and I'm not cooking tonight nor do I feel like doing dishes. And because I don't feel like tipping I'm going to walk up to pick up my food since ithe place only down the street.

Steals door mats from people's porches

I think I know what I want written on my tombstone

Shot at classic swim using his brussel sprouts slingshot

Goes around hitting people in the face with a banana custard cream pie with whip cream in his chicken suit.

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Once though a serial killer was someone who goes around destroying boxes of cereal

Was unsuccessful in getting his ban lifted from SeaWorld

Reads bedtime stories to Mr. Hoonie

goes cow tipping every weekend

Never tips

Goes to France to get authentic French Fries

Shears sheep on her free time

Wishful thinking but I really hope no one takes his bait just let that bullshit sink to the bottom

Felt lazy again so NY steak strips (air fried) and mushroom flavored rice

Sings this song everyday in the shower

Trolls her cat with the talking cactus toy

Plays the piano with his feet and of course Dudeco was told about it.

Was the person that threw a rock at Kevin Nash ended up getting body slammed by Nash during MTV's Spring Break in 1997

I didn't feel like cooking today because I already cooked breakfast this morning so a peanut butter and strawberry jam sandwich, a cup of instant noodles and a apple