-Kudasai-

Wants Soundgarden's Spoonman and Mailman to break bread together

4 baked potatoes

This new cashier is kinda touchy feely... I'm probably going to hate myself down the road but I kinda want to take the bait.

Plans on pitching a sitcom to NBC about an ambulance chasing lawyer starring this guy

What the hell, I come home and turn on the TV my tv is on a channel that's not MeTv Toons. In my house my tv is on MeTv Toons 24/7 it's my default channel so why the hell when I turn on the TV it's on some random nature show? Nothing is missing from my house but if I find out someone has been in my apartment while I'm not home I will beat the fuck out of them I don't give a fuck.

These spam calls are getting more and more aggressive.

Wrote the lyrics for The Mountie's theme song

I was coming home from the laundromat right at the corner where my apartment a really bad car accident just happened. I really hope the poor souls involved are ok.

Sang the vocals for this classic WWE theme song

Pre-Ordered TAO's Untouchables fanfic. She's really excited about the Torso Slayer arc

Talks like Yogi Bear when angry

Like Wile E. Coyote his biggest nemesis is gravity

When asked if he's ever seen a 6ft chicken he pointed to ghostrek

Spray painted a yellow streak down Ghostrek's back

Has just started the next chapter in his Untouchables fanfic. In this issue Elliot Ness investigates the infamous Torso Slayer.

Keep going this is getting good

I need coffee

No because when he wants to get his bullshit off grammar suddenly isn't an issue

This is actually readable I'm quite surprised

I really want a sitcom about an ambulance chasing lawyer starring this guy

Baked some Mac and cheese to go with the roast

Has also written fanfics about The Untouchables

Washes his clothes at public fountains

I put a roast in the crockpot since I have to work all day