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[classic swim]

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    HBDs
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    I’ve been racially profiled by the same noob cop and I have to wonder what the endgame is if I know the law, have gotten second opinions reaffirming that I know the law... I mean what the fuck is there to prove? Just wasting time?
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    Happy Memorial and happy 21st to ASMB.
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    It’s not tough getting over some of the macho pride shit you were taught as a kid. “Fair fights” for instance was something I thought existed or could exist when I was naive. It’s either a sucker punch or you get shot, those are your options. Dudes out there wanna sock you for even calling them a bitch jokingly and I just don’t wanna be in a world where I cry about shit like that and still want to be the super serious bullfighter.
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    Media in the ‘00s got off on the “America’s fat and you are fat and also capitalism” soapbox and now we just don’t really care anymore.
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    https://variety.com/2024/film/obituaries-people-news/morgan-spurlock-dead-super-size-me-1236015338/amp/
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    Old ass dog.
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    I didn’t roll out the red carpet lol I just have a shit fridge with not enough space and was finishing trash to make room for more trash. I got less than half of rum from months ago untouched and some malt licky. I don’t typically buy 34 dollar bundles because it’s worthless.
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    Drank nearly all the leftover booze in my fridge just to make room for this, and still want more. If I literally shit my heart out at 6AM then oh well. Memorial weekend.
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    FullSizeRender.mov
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    I remember walking through an alleyway that had a little roll of dice on the ground, and thinking how laughable that cartoon ghetto shit was for 202-.
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    What about our balls having taste receptors?
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    My body’s made up of Mexican lager and tomato paste.
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    It probably will be on there since Toonami gets pages, but I also remember wanting Ed Edd n Eddy on the site and they just kept it a cable nostalgia block exclusive.
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    Supreme would be the best way to go if you’re having real pizza, but with frozen I just can’t do supreme anymore because they put the most disgusting fucking amount of “sausage” on it to where it’s inedible.
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    There was that weird porn chick who ate a mouse while it was still alive and went to jail for it.
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    It’s actually 2 girls 1 cup.
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