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[classic swim]

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    Her armpits smelled like salty stank pussy.
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    The Simpsons killed off a background character at Moe’s who stayed silent for 40 years and my local news reported it.
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    Was gonna be a Sausage McMuffin (we were only four seconds late!) but the McDonald’s lady reiterated that they stop serving breakfast at 10:30.
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    Really fucking annoying how many months have 30 days instead of 31. Like come the fuck on just add the other day. 31 days always feels like 10 when you have a landlord.
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    Ejaculate (e-jackoff-u-late)
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    - - - - - - - - - - Blog shit
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    I got you some Pizza Hut pizza for you to enjoy!
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    Said it before already but thanks for officially one year of UEMB. Legit the only site I need now. Fuck Toonzone, but also thank Toonzone for having their garbage ass shut down last year.
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    Bored, bored, bored, bored, bored.
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    I’m assuming Czechoslovakian.
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    I’ll make an exception.
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    I used to have a borrowed login that always worked all the time. Long since, it’s glitched/locked me out even when I have bro’s information on standby with permission. But even if said login worked, I just rarely have time for Toonami.
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    I sure as shit hate Belgium.
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    Family Guy Video Game! - PS2
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    The gay republicans attempted recruiting ghostrek and he said no.
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    Fuck yeah.
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    Sorry about what they did to your ass.
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    Is it just the gloves? Are they dead on the inside? It’s like having your penis fondled by an old-timey robot.
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    About fuckin time they started re-screening this. Should’ve done that a long time ago, easy money.
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