[classic swim]

- The Portland Chainsaw Masquerade. • 1998 Vincenzo decides to stop avoiding the inevitable and lures Toni into a deathtrap on the Portland Freighter. Bye-bye, Vinnie.

- The Made Man. • 1998 JD O’Toole gets his wings for talking too fucking much. Also for being Irish.

- Calm Before The Storm. • 1998 Massimo Torrini, high-level guy in Sicilian Mob, is cooking up some type of scheme against Leones. Massimo greets the Diablos and Triads.

- The Guns of Leone. • 1998 Toni & Sal take it to the Red Light District; Clearing out all Sindaccos and taking over Paulie’s Bar.

“...For Christ sake, Toni - you saved my ass!”

- Salvatore’s Salvation. • 1998 Mr. Leone’s kidnapped by Sindaccos and almost sent to the car crusher.

- Contra-Banned. • 1998 Miguel and the Colombian Cartel brought a huge drug shipment into Liberty City. Cipriani’s taking it.

I need new 360 controllers. Sigh. I’m gonna go see the neckbeard at the retroshop, and he’s gonna tell me that two of them will be 40 bucks.

You’ve shown your volcano on the boards, but everyone really needs to see footage of you dancing around in a speedo. My only complaint.

I don’t know where you got it from or what it was relating to. That’s all. No tiff.

Yells “Yahtzee!” when he cannonballs in the pool and gets a bunch of beautiful girls wet.

I thought he was reading shit actively (super passionate about the boards) and it was a dig at me for something unrelated. Idk. We had one civil chat 2 years ago when he was out the door and I missed everything on the Nab Wars, but he’s your pal.