[classic swim]

Thought I could get away with not paying the imaginary bill for at least a dozen more days into the month, and they send me a duplicate sharp as a whistle telling me to pay that shit now. They’re like the mafia. Also the one time they actually do mail my shit consistently, so cheers to that. You’re taking valuable grocery money away, I have an excuse to keep your bitch ass waiting. Or... I SHOULD. You’re allowed to fuck me on my paper.

FUCK YEAH!!! HE’S A BIG ASS BITCH!

Oh really? Demarco eats MasqueradeOverture’s ass?

I should make better choices.

That and “thank” are his stamps of approval!

Why does he look like that?

I just don’t like the toilet seats. I’ll wait till I get home if it means I won’t be getting crustaceans.

Knew I had to call it quits but I kept poking so it’s my fuckup.

I’m always fuckin around my forum thread questions have been outlawed.

I should’ve said splatter but my scatter brain thought of the word ‘scat.’

Sorry for cheesing you off, Buddy.

Bathroom scatter. I’d rather tune out their talking than have them miss the bowl and start hitting the walls and everywhere.

ghostrek smells brunette’s hand on Greyhound Bus; Friend informs that she masturbated

He’s down in the muff!

I always wanted someone to mod Spike Spiegel into that shitty Kakarot game but nobody would go for that.

I got the TV on mute waiting for Family Guy and thinking about just turning the TV off because I can’t stand whatever the fuck FOX is broadcasting right now. Just glancing at Masked Singer made me shit bricks. We could be funding charities.

Roses are red. And violets are blue.

Something clicked in my life awhile ago where I don’t need to sulk like every other sulk. I reward myself with each moment that I’m emotionally detached. Like the flip of a switch. The universe punishes you twice as bad for overt compassion and treating yourself too seriously. Laugh at everyone and hope they choke a little. Which one of them would ever not wanna see you crash? Exactly.

I asked the drive thru guy where’s Rap Cat so that I could talk to him.