[classic swim]

Goes to a biker establishment and tells the least intimidating person there that they look like a naked mole rat.

Told Mr. Hoonie he’d be rewarded parole if he eats the grandma’s hunta for breakfast.

@The Evil Dr. Longshadow

Sentenced Mr. Hoonie to ten years in a federal penitentiary.

I’ve been passed out for hours and I finally won a day? I can’t fucking believe it.

Freaks out like this when the sexy girrrrllllfriennnnd he asked out won’t play with his tater tots.

Hey @The Evil Dr. Longshadow! If you’re wondering why Swimmod_Odin locked your thread and not mine, it’s because my thread has more merit and depth than yours. You know... if that’s why you’re being too much of a baby bitch to make a new thread... @The Evil Dr. Longshadow???

United Nations’ on standby for a new Packard thread. Hop to it.

Rotisserie and champagne with a whopper.

That’d be pretty funny if Buck Cluck took his son home and punched Chicken Little in the face repeatedly and said “you do what the fuck I say goddamnit”

Debates on whether he wants a jelly bean tree or an egg tree somewhere on his 50 acres.

@naraku360

I don’t think he wants to see what I have...

Just shit a brick.

Sees a buff guy on the street and yells out “steroids make ya dick do WHAT?!”

I of all people should understand how to to download and play games off Internet Archive but I really just don’t. I download all the files... there’s no visible exe anywhere... I don’t have what’s necessary when it’s an ISO... Granted, I’ve never needed to download games off there before. But it’s definitely not as simple as all the other IA downloading functions.

@PeoplesPoet

@The Evil Dr. Longshadow