[classic swim]

Just use your dick like a jungle vine and grapple your way to her bedroom window.

I really don’t wanna say Florida because I’ve seen enough crack addicts in the shithole I’m at right now. But if I got to live in one of those condos you go to on vacation then that’d be pretty sweet. That’d be a shit ton of money and would possibly put me more at risk depending on the story, but I’d rather die having fun.

Ghostrek, my most dearly beloved friend... I’ll be sending you some more Pizza Hut pizza for you to enjoy. Just to put my dear friend in a better state of mind.

This is disappointing, but to each their own. Have a good Saturday, my friend.

Ghostrek, my dearest friend and most humble confrère. It’s important that you must hold onto your clothing attire, so that your brutish enemies do not catch you rather indecent. I hope this warning finds you well. BUENOS NOCHES, MY DEAR FRIEND

I’d really like for the ASMB ranks to stay but if they can’t then no harm done.

You are always most welcome, beloved Ghostrek. I’m going to wish you the most extravagant Thursday night, and not only that, but continue my eternal hopes and dreams that you only have the best days and nights of your entire life moving forward. Ghostrek, your happiness of the world is truly bliss and must continue. Sleep tight, my dear friend.

I’d hate myself if I didn’t share these either.

Cracked my phone screen somehow in a weird way inside my pocket. Son of a bitch.

Ghostrek, my dearest friend of whom I hold most deeply in high regard. I say colleague only but in term of endearment. Although, I wish I could be working with you, so that I too may learn a thing or two from your adamant skills and vice versa.

Shucks, I’m just tryin’ to get into the Christmas spirit!

Ah shit I’m sorry André.

You can say there’s no such thing as grandmas. But as for me and Grandma, we believe.

You’re welcome, my dear friend and colleague. Have a pleasant Thursday.

Ghostrek, dearest of all my friends. I just gave you some Pizza Hut for you to enjoy! That is, if you want the Pizza Hut. If not, I regrettably apologize for this error and will provide you some other pizza in the foreseeable future. Until next time, my friend.

You also don’t out pizza the hut. And this Pizza Hut belongs to @ghostrek

While this may all be reputable and true, who is to say they won’t get these acquired shows that you want?

Be thankful they didn’t give you anthrax or sharp razors.

I think the easiest solution would’ve been to just tell your business partner to be a man and to grow the fuck up. I normally wouldn’t shit on a sense of dire compassion but if you’re 50 years of age then you shouldn’t have a sob story about trying to nurture an emotionally stunted baby.