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[classic swim]

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    Ejaculate (e-jackoff-u-late)
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    - - - - - - - - - - Blog shit
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    I got you some Pizza Hut pizza for you to enjoy!
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    Said it before already but thanks for officially one year of UEMB. Legit the only site I need now. Fuck Toonzone, but also thank Toonzone for having their garbage ass shut down last year.
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    Bored, bored, bored, bored, bored.
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    I’m assuming Czechoslovakian.
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    I’ll make an exception.
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    I used to have a borrowed login that always worked all the time. Long since, it’s glitched/locked me out even when I have bro’s information on standby with permission. But even if said login worked, I just rarely have time for Toonami.
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    I sure as shit hate Belgium.
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    Family Guy Video Game! - PS2
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    Fuck yeah.
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    Sorry about what they did to your ass.
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    Is it just the gloves? Are they dead on the inside? It’s like having your penis fondled by an old-timey robot.
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    About fuckin time they started re-screening this. Should’ve done that a long time ago, easy money.
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    Oh look, it’s your sexy girrrrllllfriennnnd from under the covers!
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    Remembering the interaction with Andy when I showed him how Dad’s ass fell apart just by lightly touching the torso, and I guess we reached the conclusion that Palisades was kinda shit with some of the [as] sets.
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    You’d let the 5ft tall mailman scratch your balls for you if you had the chance.
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    Scratching your balls.
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    Sobering up and want a soda but can’t go out into the tornado to buy one.
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