Insipid

Maybe I'll create a new section for music. My Immortal and Bring Me to Life were huge songs that were nearly impossible to avoid.

Not an exhaustive list. If I miss something you want added, just tell me. [as] shows that started airing 2003 whether new/original/syndicated/whatever Futurama The Venture Brothers Family Guy Blue Gender Kikaider Reign: The Conqueror Trigun Lupin the 3rd The Big O FLCL TV shows That's So Raven Teen Titans (original series) All Grown Up nip tuck The OC My Life as a Teenage Robot The Simple Life NCIS Two and a Half Men Arrested Development Movies Lord of the Rings The Return of the King School of Rock Kill Bill Volume 1 Finding Nemo Lost in Translation Pirates of the Carribean Matrix Reloaded Number 1 Billboard Songs In da Club Crazy in Love Lose Yourself Baby Boy Hey Ya! Video Games Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic Jak II Call of Duty Mario Kart: Double Dash!! Final Fantasy X-2 Baten Kaitos Tony Hawk's Underground The Simpsons: Hit & Run Viewtiful Joe The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker

I never got my main account permabanned on lithium, but I got it banned on nodebb for posting fugg's vagina. As for not being proud, speak for yourself.

04-28-2005 05:14 PM EST (I was literally 12. Now you can calculate my age )

masturbating in the mop closet

I imagine KN developed this. Nice job. This old format style has really lost its charm, to be honest.

(This video is now 16 years old. Time to feel ancient.)

I really don't miss this piss yellow color. Can you change my color to poop brown as Member? I never received my custom rank color for the donations. Plus, I've been relatively behaved this time. Or not. Whatever.

I kept my new year's resolution of taking better care of my body. I quit nicotine in January, unfortunately gained 20 pounds into March, and as of this day I have lost those 20 pounds. Now starts the longer journey of getting into shape.

horseshoe crab blood is a highly prized commodity these days. Missed an opportunity to make a few hundred bucks, lol

I went to Ikea today and bought Kalles, a Swedish favorite. It's a fish paste that looks like it comes out of a giant toothpaste tube. I ate it with a cripsy rye bread they also sold. It wasn't that bad. It reminded me of shrimp-flavored Japanese rice crackers.

It just so happens to be the sea that separates the "Asian" part of Egypt from the African part, lawl Whether or not you believe the story, the fact of the matter is that Moses is an important prophet in three major religions. Also, I just learned that the Sinai Peninsula has been claimed by Egypt since antiquity. Stoned can't claim shifting geopolitics, fitting more into your argument. That was really stupid on his part, as I never heard anyone even jokingly saying Cleopatra was Asian. That's like saying Putin is Asian because you know enough about geography that most of Russia is in Asia.

Well akchually, there's Mt. Sinai and the story of Moses, particularly the part where he receives the Ten Commandments.

Uh oh, you done it now. 🍿🍿🍿

Verdauungsspaziergang. German for a walk you take after eating, supposedly one of the best things you can do to avoid insulin resistance or diabetes, especially after a large meal.

I dunno how to feel about sour beer. I've only had sour 4loko and I thought it was nasty af.

Maybe you should start creating react videos. Seems to be your thing, and you also like Mystery Space Theater.

I've always wanted to try that beer. It reminds me of Golden Monkey by Victory Brew, one of my favorites.

Karen Carpenter's BMI was once below 15. 😢

Oh my . . . military hottie supposedly has super special black ops access to telecommunications. Godspeed.

Nah, my white grandmother's name is Karen. She's a total cunt that no one really likes. Goes well beyond the meme, honestly. I almost feel bad just how awful she is.

Yet another Norfolk Southern train has derailed in the area. Geez, sounds like there's a serious problem with the company. 🙃

I'm glad you seem to find my sense of humor to be a barometer of fuckery.

Fortunately for you, I am a certified armchair gynecologist. I'll get my scalpel and speculum. Free of charge, since I believe in universal healthcare.