Insipid

Fuck amazon. I had an audible subscription for two credits. I unsubscribed, and I still had one token left. TIL that unused credits expire if you unsubscribe. The full cast Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire audiobook just so happened to come out today. Go fuck yourself, Jeff Bezos, you greedy ass penis-looking motherfucker with a weird laugh.

A sapphic suicide? Oh, how horrible.

There's some charm to The Room in its original format. In 4k, it feels like an uncomfortable fever dream.

Kielbasa, sauerkraut, and mashed potatoes, bought from the store, discounted cause it was about to expire. It was pretty mid.

O Wise Professor, was William Shakespeare a lesbian?

That tpusa half time thing wasn't cancelled, unfortunately. You're confusing it for an equally shitty Kid Rock festival that got cancelled. I'm curious to see how awful it was, but I don't wanna give them any views.

I loved the half time performance and the surprise appearance of Lady Gaga. Ok, I no longer give a shit. Carry on.

He's not that much older than me either; we're both millennials. 😑

I'm not serious. 🙄

The truth of the show is that Fred and Daphne go off to fuck somewhere, Scooby and Shaggy smoke weed and hallucinate a monster, and Velma is left all alone, solving the mystery herself.