Insipid

Third time I got a Paramount Plus 99 cent a month for two months deal . . . I dunno, odds are I cancel again after it's done, lol

I told it the bumps on my hooha have become stinkier lately and then it froze. 🤔

The new Knives Out movie is out, and Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets full cast audiobook and the second season of Fallout are about to come out. I don't remember the last time I was this excited about media.

what teh fukc

Odds are you're the only one. A lawyer with an adroid phone and an obsolete ipod . . . hipster.

happy birthday 🎂

Walmart's Whoknewville commercials are so cringe. Cindy Lou Who is so happy to tell others how to buy Chinese made products nobody needs, which now have tariffs on them by the way. Let's completely ignore what the Grinch was about. Who knew indeed? 🙄

Winter storm advisory is now a winter storm warning until tomorrow at 1 pm . . . should be fun driving home. 🙃

chicken biryani

😱

You specifically would have the scandal with her.

Audible has a deal, 99 cents a month for three months, and there's a new audio version of Harry Potter where Dumbledore is played by Hugh Laurie . . . I guess I'm sold. I had meant to read the series again but meh. I never listened to the audiobooks before. This full cast version is being released monthly.

yuu niido tsu shatto za fakku appu

I'd probably be the annoying fuck who "officially retires" but keeps coming back to make projects . . . then I die, leaving a project unfinished, and it gets released 10 years later and it sucks.