Insipid

I think I'm gonna let my duolingo streak expire. I've been half assing Spanish lately, and my Japanese really needs attention if I wanna improve it on time for a trip to Japan next year. Duolingo Japanese is pretty subpar. 450 day streak . . . oh well.

pendejo

esta bien

First you do oral, then you do vaginal, then you do anal. HOLEy Trifecta. Otherwise you die.

I received quite a bit of flak on reddit when I mentioned that my parents, who had an international relationship, are the only ones among their siblings who got divorced. They told me my anecdote means nothing and heavily downvoted me. Whatever. 🙄

I usually look through the drawers for the Bible, just to see if they have it. Most of the time they don't but it's a nice surprise when they do. That's all.

Joyeux anniversaire, fin connaisseur de fuggs!

Goblet of Fire was the worst Harry Potter movie, imo. The director of it didn't even read the book.

What are you gonna talk about? "Wow, your calculus homework sounds very hard, just like my ding dong when I see you.

Third time I got a Paramount Plus 99 cent a month for two months deal . . . I dunno, odds are I cancel again after it's done, lol

I told it the bumps on my hooha have become stinkier lately and then it froze. 🤔

The new Knives Out movie is out, and Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets full cast audiobook and the second season of Fallout are about to come out. I don't remember the last time I was this excited about media.

what teh fukc