Insipid

Please stop, ghostrek. Your title scared me. I think I'm gonna cry now.

I went to Best Buy to look at laptops. 8GB RAM for 500 dollars in 2025? Bitch, please.

I think we already made the joke that she singlehandedly bankrupted Red Lobster with that deal . . .

"Applebee's? Hell no, money. You're taking my ass to Red Lobster. I can already taste the cheddar biscuits." *kegelspasm*

And how exactly do you know that the beef curtains are salty? 🤔

I had a very unhealthy lunch that had over 6 grams of sodium. It made me so thirsty. I had to compensate with a very boring dinner that was high in potassium; 3 glasses of low sodium V8 juice, a large banana, a serving of Skinny Pop and whey protein. That lunch seriously was not worth the damage.

They keep saying California Governor Gavin Newsom in the news lately, and it reminds me of Asian Reporter Tricia Takanawa for some reason . . .

fuggs was thinking of you when this was filmed

You let her fart in your face, so I dunno what you were expecting.

I hate the term throwing shade. People who say that need to be sucked into the gravitational pull of the hooha.

And then you find erotic art of Shrek, hands behind his head, standing tall, with his enormous veiny green cock proudly displayed, with a caption of "This is who she left you for."

Adding gas to the woodpile when the fire has burned out.

lupin, please

See? You just made me feel as empty as you.