Insipid

I've been only eating soft foods today because of my tooth extraction this morning. My lunch was pretty snall. I bought a liter of egg drop soup . . . and TIL that's only 300 calories despite feeling so oily. Of course that wasn't gonna keep me satisfied. Then I tried making lentil soup and that was an abject failure. Now, I'm making mac n cheese with tuna. Edit: It's really not a sad ending. I love mac n cheese with tuna.

This has not been an unpopular opinion since this song came out.

Got my first tooth extraction today, no sedatives, just the lidociane. That was an insane amount of pressure, but it really wasn't that bad. Everyone in the office, including the oral surgeon, was female. Very positive experience for a shitty situation.

The Pitt is a great show, but now some people are starting to call Pittsburgh the Pitt. The thing is no one here ever says that. They do say the Burgh though.

This shows the scope of how monstrous this coaster truly it.

It was erotic at first, she was floating up and down on ghostie . . . but then ghostie punctured her cervix and then she got consumed by her own vagina and a portal to hell opened 😱

The movie came out in 1997, but the ship sank in 1912, so this scene took place in 1996.

Spaghetti. I'm dieting again, so I may not be eating biryani as much as I used to. Oh well. Save some money.

🙄 Yes. Now clean your crusties.

fuggs said she once got fingered on the tilt a whirl while Hit Me Baby One More Time was playing in the background.

Chicken biryani for the first time this year

I don't even like roller coasters like I once did, but this thing is impressive. This opened just in time for the new year. Top speed of 155 mph, 500 ft drop, and it's about 2 and a half miles long. Also, listen to that orgasmic powerful launch at 2:08

January is dark and bitterly cold, so I don't think there is anything wrong with keeping the decorations up the whole month. It should be gone by February though. All the other stuff, movies and music, will feel out of season starting tomorrow.

💩 BAR HAR HAR