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Also the fur mamas!

Why medication dr gave me no work to lose weight? Its been since January.

Talk to your therapist. Get some Xanax.

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Well I just got my CT results. I have plaque build up starting in my arteries and they found a pulmonary nodule in my lungs. Which means I need to have another chest CT. 😮‍💨 I need to figure out how the hell to lose like 50 lbs. Ive been trying for a year and my weight isn't budging.

Starwars marathon for me!

Starwars marathon. Starting with episode 1 because I like them in order. Waking the entire house up with the theme song. MUAHAHAHA

Why the fuck did I decide to work a Saturday for an extra $100? IM DUMB. THIS IS DUMB. ARGHHHH.

Oh I did. Check the other threads.

Unless magical, mushrooms are the worst food ever.

HI YES. I EATED DINO CHICKY NUGGIES.

🙄 why he have the nerve to post this on reddit. Sir. I'm so glad I broke up with you. ... Side note - my best guy friend found that i giggled so hard. Like alright, I'll be the toxic one.

Lemme tell ya bout my best frannnn

Its beautiful out. My gma has now pinned me as her target to be bitchy about. Because she's not in the old people apartments anymore. She always had some drama. Anywhoooo. Spring fever sucks - tomorrow its supposed to drop to like 40 after today being in the 80s with a nice breeze. 🙃 Potato.

Spring is the worst season. Especially in upstate NY. It snows, it rains, its muddy, it hails, it sunshines, its 80 one day and the next day you need snow pants because you've got a foot of snow. ARGH.

Happy birthday all of you!

(To the tune of "Happy Birthday") Verse 1: In a galaxy far away, With phasers set to stun, We’ll bust those ghosts today, And have a lot of fun! Chorus: Happy Birthday, let’s explore, With the crew and ghosts galore! From the Enterprise to the spook, Let’s celebrate, come take a look! Verse 2: Ecto-1 is on the way, With proton packs in hand, On this special birthday, We’ll save the ghostly land! Chorus: Happy Birthday, let’s explore, With the crew and ghosts galore! From the Enterprise to the spook, Let’s celebrate, come take a look! Hope you like it! (Thanks robot bitch from snapchat)

Also told his uncircumcised ass that he sucks in bed and is a 3 pump chump. Which is sadly true. 🤣

He started talking to her again last week while I was in Florida. Then Saturday we broke up. Tuesday he was already asking her to go on a date this weekend. He told me yesterday. Because he thought we could be friends like that. ... EXCUSE ME? 2 DAYS AND THATS IT? FUCK OUTTA HERE. YOU PLANNED IT.

HAHAHA JOKES ON MEEEEE. Dude I broke up with waited 2 days to be in the next bitch's crotch. And had the nerve to tell me he wanted to take her out on a date this weekend. GTFO. SCUMBAGOLIO.

Fuck you NY state. Thanks for the high hopes of my 3500 bonus that probably isn't happening.

I has the sad

Becoming single after coming back from vacation is just great. I broke up with them. So plz no feel bad for me. It needed to be done. Just sucks. I don't know what to do in my free time now. We would constantly text all day every day.