one time i came home pretty drunk and was laying on my couch when i suddenly felt like someone wrapped my body up in poison ivy.
it was fucking horrible. my whole body simultaneously felt on fire and itchy. and it wouldn't go away, i got so desperate for it to stop i took off my shirt and started looking for rubbing alcohol to pour over my body. i couldn't find any so what i did was just use vodka instead, and thank god it worked.