The_annoying_one

Good luck!

Grilled chicken, white rice, baked beans.

Hell yeah, I’d do it. He’s not gonna fight a 4 or 5 year old….I hope.

Unpopular opinion #9000 I’m just glad this thread’s getting good traction again. 🤷‍♂️

Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new car? Neither has he.

A small TV dinner with 3 chicken strips, corn & mac & cheese. Basically a kids meal, from the looks of it. It’s fine, though. I wasn’t really hungry anyway.

I always avoided pineapple on pizza because it sounded so nasty. That is, until a friend brought me a couple of slices that he made at home. It was actually pretty good.

What is the opposite of Adderall? Subtracternone.

I’m very tempted to do that, but I’ve been calling back and he’s not answering. I forgot to mention that.

My uncle keeps calling me, letting it ring twice, then hanging up. Just a few minutes ago, I was able to answer the call, only to have him hang up before I could get the word “hello” fully out of my mouth. I don’t know if I should be worried or just irritated.

Checkers…..if they’ll ever give my delivery driver my damn food. Been waiting at least 30 minutes.

Did you hear about the hacker who escaped the cops? They say that he ransomware far away.

I’m so very sorry, man. Feel free to drop me a PM if you ever wanna talk. Or if not, I get it.

Happy birthday. 🎂

I got suckered at the last possible minute into babysitting my 3 nephews tonight while my sister and her husband go meet some friend at a bar, so I’m just ordering pizza for everybody. I was just gonna nuke a TV dinner & try to call it an early-ish night, but whatever…..