The_annoying_one

If a day really wants to fuck me this much, the least it could do is buy me dinner first.

He’s the best around. Nothing’s gonna ever keep him down.

Just gave Weird Al an idea for a parody of “Girls Just Want To Have Fun”.

Will be serving up cans of whoop ass at the concession stand in the Kentucky Derby.

You heard it here first, ladies and gents! Mode 7 and [classic swim] are planning a heist at the Kentucky Derby! More on this at 11.

Thinks real life is GTA.

I tell someone I feel like crap today and their solution is to order me a pizza. Okay……don’t really want it but at least I didn’t have to pay for it.

Maybe I should actually do something instead of sitting here wondering why I’m so bored. Eh……

Rides into town on a donkey.

Has conversations with himself.

Wears cargo shorts over sweatpants.

Has a premium OnlyFeet membership.

Has seen every episode of This Old House at least three times.

Been streaming movies and shows on my laptop instead of my TV lately. I kind of think I prefer it this way.

Is secretly responsible for every single complaint Bret Hart ever uttered about Bill Goldberg.

Seriously needs to think about publishing a book full of posts like the one above this.

This’ll be the last time I use Grubhub. Order’s taking an hour when Wendy’s is just a few miles away and they keep changing my delivery time.

In one of those positions where I have virtually nothing worth eating in my house but fast food for a third night in a row sounded pretty horrible. Had to eat something, though, so I went with nasty Wendy’s. It’s fine, though. Nobody to blame but myself here.

Says hello to people by glaring menacingly at them.

Opens a bag of Lay’s potato chips, eats just one, closes the bag, then emails Lay’s about their lie of a slogan.

I’m in my bedroom right now and I hear a weird tapping kind of noise. It almost sounds like a clock ticking but I have no clock in here. Whatever. EDIT: I turned off my ceiling fan and it stopped. Just disregard my stupidity here.