The_annoying_one

Unless you ARE that one cousin.

Me. Too.

Then, I could (and often do) argue that I’m doing them a service. 😀

I’m in a Facebook group called “Inappropriate Memes”. Why the fuck are people, who are also willing members of this same group, getting offended when I post inappropriate memes? 😐

Did you really think I wouldn’t see this through?

That is really good. I have learned the hard way these past few months that people will not be around forever. *sigh* Ugh….sorry to get so depressing there.

Mine does too…usually. I will go for the food, even if it means I have to suffer through the conversation.

I tend to ignore most of my family whenever we get together. Judgmental assholes. Did I really just say that….?

There is no Becky in my family…that I know of.

Dun-dun-dun! I’m supposed to see them on the day before Easter. Should be interesting now.

Sounds a little bit like my family.

*looks at you with concern* Are you okay, sir? Maybe you should go lie down. I’m sure someone else can take over your duties for tonight.

*slowly wanders in after a long, drawn-out day* How’s everybody doing tonight? Hey, barkeep. I’ll take a vodka & Sprite, please.

TMI, dude……😛

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

You’re welcome

I’ll find something soon enough. I am currently flat broke, though. But thanks for the suggestion!

Yeah, I know. But what I said sounds a little better than “I’m bored out of my damn mind, so I’m just gonna leave this stupid shit here”. 😂

I keep mindlessly wandering around the internet, not stopping anywhere for any significant time, because I can’t find a single thing that interests me. Might be time for a new habit….but I don’t have a clue what that habit should be.

My man! *slips a $20 in the tip jar*