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The_annoying_one

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  1. Sleeps with an Undertaker and Kane plushie on either side of him.
  2. Basically homemade Hamburger Helper. It was pretty good.
  3. That feeling when even a nice warm shower doesn’t even help you feel less like crap.
  4. Paid to order Geddy Lee’s autograph online and never received it.
  5. Is simply the motherfucking man.
  6. It randomly happened to me again about an hour ago.
  7. Has a refrigerator full of nothing but eggs.
  8. Should know that a thread like this is right in my wheelhouse.
  9. Is the front man of an a cappella Metallica cover band.
  10. Eats beans with his hands.
  11. Buys food from McDonald’s and eats it inside Burger King.
  12. Burrito with chips & salsa from hit-or-miss Barberito’s on the way. We shall see. EDIT: This shit was amazing.
  13. Still comes straight to me for all of his medical needs.
  14. Dated the Scatman sometime in the 90s.
  15. Accidentally put salt in her coffee instead of sugar….and liked it.
  16. Still has all of his baby teeth in a jar by his bed.
  17. Has a lifelong membership to the jelly of the month club.
  18. There is something very dehumanizing about having to give a urine sample. That’s my opinion anyway. Finally got a problem (unrelated) that’s plagued me for about a year taken care of, though. Nap time.
  19. Makes voodoo dolls out of human hair.
  20. Not in a day or two, now that you mention it.
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