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    THERE IS NO 4!!!!
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    Has released an entire series of self-help breathing techniques on tape.
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    Has that whole incident on tape and is just waiting on a buyer.
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    If I had known this new phone was going to run scalding hot after about 10 minutes of activity, I never would've bought the fucking thing.
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    Tried to bribe the Kentucky Derby officials with some crock pot chicken, but they didn’t bite.
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    Store-bought fried chicken, mac & cheese and a piece of watermelon.
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    Grabbed a random person’s cellphone and took pictures of trash cans throughout the city before giving it back.
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    Has the poster for that movie hanging above his bed.
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    All these random “Hello” texts I’ve been getting lately. I’m almost bored enough to fuck with these people today. I’m just too tired.
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    Knows how to speak to elephants. They tell him the secrets of the world.
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    Supplied those penguins to classic swim.
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    Chicken strip basket from DQ.
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    Took ghostrek to a speed dating event.
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    Favorite animal is the otter.
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    Is quite anal about paying for everything with exact change. His anger when this doesn’t work out has scared countless people.
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    I think I feel a little attacked here.
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    Was an original member of Mystery Inc but was kicked out because of his extreme addiction to Scooby Snacks.
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    About to start the final episode of You on Netflix. This entire final season has been a confusing, poorly acted mess.
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    Pronounces the j in marijuana.
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    Goes around town passing out bananas to everyone with a genuine smile on their face.
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