I can top that.
So, I’m in a wheelchair. One day (a while back), my neighbor directly across from me waved as I was coming down my ramp.
Being the dumbass I am, I started to wave back. Caught myself just in time before I flipped face-first.
All I wanted to do was talk/fuck with random people on Omegle.
All I got was a bunch of damn sexbots.
There’s probably a lesson here, but I don’t care.