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Where the hell is Christopher Lloyd when you need him?

I think I remember that one. The only streaming option I have right now is Netflix.

I think I did see that. I miss that show. It was funny.

I still need to watch that….but I don’t know if I really want to.

My shit can’t be handled.

Psh….you can’t handle my shit.

I’m sure the money would be great. Being around dead bodies all day? Not so much.

Get yourself arrested. Then, you won’t be a liar.

You really wanna know who the fuck I am?

I get what you’re saying, and it makes sense. As far as cremation being astronomically cheaper than burial, that shit is 100% true. I lost my dad about a month ago. My siblings and I were trying to decide between cremation or burial. Cremation would’ve been about $6k. Burial (which is what we went with) was at least double that. It’s like the funeral director said a few months ago when my mom died (I’m paraphrasing here): Dying is a hell of a lot more expensive than living.

I don’t believe in ghosts/spirits, or anything like that. I just couldn’t spend my day around dead bodies. The owner sounds like he has a hell of a sense of humor, though. That’s probably a good thing.

You must be a better man than I. I could never work in a funeral home.

Can you help me remember how to smile?

Could I just be you tonight?

I love Bob Odenkirk…..and I love The Room…..but no. Just no.

Have you ever seen the rain, comin’ down on a sunny day?

I think I’m getting a cold. Wonderful.

Corn keeps getting stuck between my teeth, but I can’t stop eating it.

Fun Fact About MafiaFlood: MafiaFlood has derailed this thread, and she doesn’t even go here.

I have a weirdly selective memory. What can I say? 😅

She was actually my “board sister”, back when that was a thing. God, I miss those days. Sorry. I’m in a bit of a mood tonight.

No need to thank me. She was easily one of my favorite people in the ASMB.