Molesting children?
Count me in! That's my favorite passtime!
People are always saying, "Ben, you retarded sack of shit, get your hands off that child!" Of course, I never listen.
Like, come on, let me have this one!
Hi I'm Ben.
I like myself, bad anime, and unsuccessfully trying to make you feel unworthy of my creepy stalker affection.
Looking for straight white men like myself. Serious inquiries only.
$60/hhr
$65/hr
It wasn't my fault!
Blame Naraku!
He wouldn't accept my advances! That's what killed the boards!
Naraku not having gay sex with me killed the boards! Not me!