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Na but I always have very vivid dreams haha the content of which was just so bizarre last night

He disapproved of my laze in not wanting to fold the clean cloths today so he decided to sleep on them instead..

Lmao I was just dead dead. I remember leaving a comment and next thing I knew I woke up on the sofa at like 6am with the memory of several straaaaange dreams.

I love the taste of sex in the morning!

The little baby jesus called me away to dream land lmao But I did have some rather vivid and ridiculous dreams though. Were you haunting my dreams?!?!

"She's built like a steakhouse but handles like a bistro!" Best scene in the whole series!

Absolutely. Back in the 90's my parents would let me watch it with them and I fell in love with George immediately. Kramer has his moments, like the Kenny Roasters episode, but yea a lot of his antics get old fast. Jerry is just not as relatable to me and I think he just serves as the viewers stand-in. Elaine has her moments too but she kinda annoys me as I have gotten older. IDK. But George is so well written. To the point that his bad luck is so over the top that it becomes so relatable. All the bad, boring or mundane shit that happens in everyday life seems to happen to George haha and the irony as well. Like the episode where Kramer hooks George up with a bald chick while he has the hair piece on. And she ends up dumping him when she finds out he is actually bald as well. "I was bald!" Lmao it gets me every time. I love any bit that he is in haha

I love George! This is my favorite Costanza moment: "I calculated the odds of me ever getting together with a Portuguese waitress and mathematically I had to do it, Jerry." "well what did you come down here for?" 'To tell you about the Portuguese waitress" Lmao pure gold!

If it has caffeine and sugar then I am all about it haha but Coke, Dr. Pepper and Dew are my faves. I do not drink coffee, so soda and juice are my only ways to get caffeine and sugar! I do love to chug tons of water as well, but soda is best!! Now I am reminded of the Seinfeld episode where it opens with his comedy bit about soda commercials and how they are acting like soda is the best thing in the world: "Soda, soda, we've got soda!" lmao it is true, soda is amazing! Fuck, now I need to go watch Seinfeld again!

Soda > water. Water does not have the burn when you swallow it. I need that burn. I need a zesty drink!

Haha I noticed this before I died again last night. Stalkers!

Lmao this is one of the reasons my cat is an indoor only.. that and as soon as he gets outside he starts crying like a baby begging to come back in. But one time I was sitting on my sofa in the dark watching tv and he was going nuts all over the house with what I thought was a toy. Until he went up in is cat tree and started flinging around whatever he had until I got missed in the face with some liquid. I thought I had a nose bleed at first until I realized it was not my blood or the cats blood. He had found a mouse and was playing with the poor guy and then just ate him whole before I could figure it out and take it from him.. Cats!

Lmao exactly! He does bad or annoying things when he thinks I am not paying attention. Especially when I am asleep! His favorite thing to do when I am asleep is to bring all his toys to me and then leave then in my bed or sofa depending on where I am sleeping. So half the time I will wake up in the morning with all the cat toys in my bed or sofa. It is not really bad, but just silly and kinda cute haha He also is obsessed with cabinets. Like he thinks they are his personal hiding spots. So when I fall asleep he sees it as free reign to go knock all the shit out of the cabinets and hide there. But I loves hims and all his silly shit! He is basically a mini dog. Loves water, plays fetch etc., just a silly mess!

They always seem to just know the perfect times! I got my cat this cat water fountain because he likes moving water and now he has decided to spill it all over the floor and play in the water. He likes playing in water

Lmao I did not even think of that, so yes! Eat more nuts, get more heart beats! Win win!

Hearts are nuts. They beat over 2 billion times in the average human life span without missing single a beat (dying of heart attack or something). Talk about quality control!

Well hello there! Haha I do not know if he breathes through his ass but one of his ways of waking me is usually to sit or lay on my face. Cat life!

The cat will not allow it. He is all over me for attention. He always does this on the middle of the night, but usually I am so dead that I just do not notice or roll over or something lmao

Yea, I was not feeling well yesterday and have just laid around all day and night so I am probably fucked now..

Hey, Beavis and Butthead is on Comedy Central right now and it was on in the background when my cat woke me up. Maybe after a few good laughs I will be able to fall back asleep if the cat allows it (he will not)!

You mean this thingy?

I feel like my life is delirium.

Hey man, what is up? I usually do not answer the phone but always return calls!

You can use thoughts to control behavior and communication and thus broadcast your thoughts sort of! Though if you mean like telepathy, then yea, you are probably right.

My cat just woke me up and now I cannot sleep so I am a bit delirious and have no idea what this means. But cats rule so I say let him do as he please!