RedemptionZeni

Shades down, going 80mph, hot legal babe hanging on

*sheds a single tear and walks off into the sunset*

Happy Birthday, my man!

I refuse to watch college football until Rutgers win the national championship.

Why does a snap disappear after a girl opens up it but doesn't reply? What if she forgets to message me back tomorrow? These guys need to come up with better ideas for this app.

This app's pretty cool. Add me and we can be friends.

Still mad about that Discord thing? That was like five years ago, ya white knight.

I would prefer to be an alligator because that would make me the alpha male of all swamps. 🐊

It happened again on that site... I can't focus on anything for more than a few minutes... so... mad... 🧙‍♂️

I got an e-mail about my student loans, which I didn't plan to pay tbh, and now it looks like they'll end up being discharged because my transplant qualifies me for disability discharge. The downside to all this is that I can't take receive federal student aid for three years, and I was planning to get my master's right away, so now I would have to pay out of pocket, but at least maybe I can fix my credit score now that those $30k in loans will be out of my hair and I won't have creditors "calling on a recorded line" and blowing up my cell phone every day. Hmmm not sure what to do. If not for this, I was going to put myself on a small repayment plan and take out more loans so that I could start my master's this fall and then either pay those back at some time in the future or maybe never pay them back lol Any advice? Also, this is kinda weird how I'm being rewarded in a way for being hammered all the time throughout my 20s.

I think it's just because of the L.

Does that mean an entire generation of kids will grow up to be like me?

Screw the tennis ball machine! It's time to throw a party with plenty of... oh wait I'm not supposed to say that stuff here anymore Tennis ball machine it is. Allons! 🏃‍♂️

Free ESPN game for Euro 2020 That play from Ukraine was sick. RobbieStackalackas 🥴

Are grapes, bananas, and apples enough?

7/10 on most sites, but I'll give it a shot. Just have to buy a Switch again, traded mine in him because I was convinced that Breath of the Wild 2 and Super Mario Odyssey 2 would never be released for it.

I love it regardless, but the point is that I'm about to play tennis again and I like being around 135 max so I can fly around the court. If I go up to 150 or more, I won't be able to do that. Also, you can't suggest any vegetarian solutions since I eat meat all the time.... every day actually... 🦌

Why is everyone in such a rush? 🥴

Go! 🧙‍♂️

Smoothies

Oh the plot thickens.... found something I'd been looking for today 😏

It helped me throughout high school with my girl problems.

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Ever realize how that's the sound a clock makes?