Oh right, how could I forget.
I guess when you have a real job and have to constantly move heavy objects, work in areas without air conditioning, operate and maintain heavy machinery, manufacture goods and routinely drive home looking like you've been pushed into a pool and just want to eat a hamburger and go to bed you don't tend to have the time, energy or worry of what your ass is going to look like on 1080p resolution streams of fetishist degenerates.