mochi

to make mah Signature Janis Jopplin KEKtail, the Frankschlong!

added one you forgot

they're preparing for violent conquest obviously

perhaps crying for dead nazi's hurt it's raitings

yes **porn music starts**

-_' **klunk**

not really contraception but I know an ancient pregnancy test was to insert a slice of onion into your vagina and if your breath smelled of onion supposedly you were pregnant

my first job was a Mcdonalds and I quit because working there was literal hell

WHEN AH THINK ABOUT YOU AH TOUCH MAH-SELF!

I did, I quit a while ago, I'm looking for a new one

I know rogue isn't anonymous, once I have a job I intend to start bar hopping......assuming I can find a bar that looks good to me

yeah I've heard the show is somewhat crappy, I'm just excited because it's another Gay anime and there's a shortage of them

I would be your valentine......if you weren't such an unbearable prude about being flirted at by guys now

I know.......it's annoying though

I don't wanna rush into a relationship cause like you said I've never been in one and don't know how one works I also imagine I'd need a job first so I could actually be able to contribute to the relationship in some way anonymous sex would be nice........but risky, (I did try hooking up with rogue but he'd never come visit me and never seriously invited me to any of the Iber hang-outs he arranged (he expected me to come of my own power even though I had no money and couldn't drive)'n I still dunno how I feel about Grindr

I'm sick of being single, but I have no prospects right now so....single I'm gonna remain for the forseeable future

I also need a drawing tablet

a normal day where I eat chocolate fap and draw porn

it was either this one neighbor of ours who kept drunkenly loitering behind our house, or this other random creepy drunk white guy who knocked on our back door asking to be let in once

someone left an ihop pancake box on my our patio and threw a raw-egg at our door once

**insane laughter**

well that's what happens when your "vault" isn't actually locked and you didn't write a will but seriously yeah Prince would be insanely pissed if he had a say in this