Greeny

No Rumble in the Bronx? Wtf, man?

Charizard is THE Boss.

I'll have to break out the Game Boy and get the new game.

I only use Charizard, because really, what's the point of using anything else?

What? There's new ones?

This but with my ass instead.

I know all 150 Pokemon. I'm the true Pokemon Master.

I don't understand why they would create a GFM to donate to the SCESA when they could just tell people to go donate to the site directly. Sounds fishy af.

I kinda want to do that.

Would you like it if someone took a picture of you right before you were executed?

My leg is getting tired.

I've actually thought about lasik too.

It.....it was a joke.

If you were a man you'd get way better prices.

Oh I know. I'm gorgeous. It's a curse.

Can we just rename DF to fuggs?

Does everything count as one thing?

Trump 2020

Thank God the world is safe for trannies again.

I'm not your friend.

I hope he tears your throat out while you're sleeping.

My boner went away when I found out it wasn't a snuff film.

Some of us are trying to eat dinner.

My $200 phone is fast too. I could buy an SD card for 30 or 40 dollars if I want more storage. I've had 0 problems doing anything I needed to do with the phone. I also got it on sale for $100. That extra $900 is in my bank account.