Le Guignon

I'm going to work at Tomboy Hooters.

Got a 🦟 bite and branch in my hair.

I looked up the lyrics and translated them. This is hilarious.

I am curious. =^_^=

Mumbojumbies maybe? Renjifan: If he manages to contact you again pretend to be your own fiance. "This is renjifan's fiance Kyle. Who the fuck are you and why are you messaging my girl?" throw in some stuff about being pregnant with his son. That drives off even the craziest ones usually.

No one wants to see your Bad Dragon collection bro

If you haven't already. It's important to see other raptors portrayed positively in the media. 🦖🦖🦖🦖

Doesn't look like an Edison bulb or LED. Lame.

I had the reply open and I was going to type "fuck you" when I saw the silhouette of a thing dime sized long leg spider above my phone a few inches from my

I had the reply open and I was going to type "fuck you" when I saw the silhouette of a tiny half dime sized long leg spider above my phone a few inches from my face. I screamed and threw my phone down. I cannot locate the spider and I keep feeling crawling sensations. Fuck.

Don't say that word in my thread pls

Important update: I am in the process of safely relocating them.

I sat on the concrete outside of work for lunch had a chocolate muffin. I just looked down and I've got like 5 ants on my jeans. 🐜👖

Call CPS on my mother.

🙃

I know you weren't. I was making a joke.

"I ain't seen the sun shine in three damn days."

I'VE STILL GOT THE RUG BURN ON BOTH MY KNEES

Alright, Kid Rock and/or Sheryl Crow.

What genre of type would you want to be in? I'd want to be in a josei or shoujo.

I never knew he spoke until now. Wtf.

Buzz off. 🐝🐝🐝 I liked mine better.

666 as our six hundred and sixty sixth member? The fates have surely aligned.

Why isn't your name Danny BeeVito?