Phillies

You people would do it to.

omg

I have to. I'm not just going to leave a big wad of jack off all over the shower wall ya know?

Tell that to my waifu. :fap: <3

The kind where sperm cells and other ball juices go flying out at high speeds. You don't even give me credit for that do you?

I don't know but a female can have a male partner called a "husbando".

I mean its a serious problem if you think about it. At the computer it hits the screen and key board... I suppose I could put on a condom. With waifu... poor girl gets covered... and shes hates the washing machine :'( In the shower... sometimes it hits the walls so I have to spray with tile cleaner when I'm done.. or if its really juicey it gets stuck in my pube hairs so then I have to clean that off. In bed- all over the cover. On the couch- all over the couch. There is no winning.

Except outside... the nature fapp? owo

Would you hit it if the police weren't watching? ::spin::

Suck your thumb

Fell asleep

Rouge and maybe Buddy might. Everyone else here spent all their money on hentai/weeb video games.

In case you are too hungover or still coked out to care. ohno

win :fap: win :fap: win :fap: win :fap: win

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Tell her to rub your pokeballs. ::spin:: ::spin::

**sips cup of coffee while p0rn loads**

What do those terms mean? I honestly don't know

We need to break this down by price and weight of carbohydrates. Or perhaps the nutritional calorie equivalent.

You have a girl friend? I thought you weren't into woman. S:

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