Rogue_Alphonse

... I need one of those.

>.> register them to you?

If I get beer or spraypaint or anything 18+ I go right to a person because of that shit lmao

Sometimes it'll ask me to place the item in the bagging area (if it's light like yogurt) so I just press down on the shit with my hand.

I actually kind of prefer a regular register.

Well they did finally get rid of the giant CRT TV tower that I have never seen turned on

PLEASE WAIT FOR ASSISTANCE I have horrible luck with electronics, including these things. To a point that I completely broke one at Home Depot for buying about $6 in electrical supplies.

So at local grocery chain called Stop & Shop up here in Fake England, their Self Service registers let the entirety of the tri-state area know every bit of what you are doing, especially when prompted to "FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS ON THE PIN PAD." But today I grabbed lunch at Shaw's. Now, it was five after twelve, so it was deserted aside from one person. Keep in mind, all of these self checkout stations have motion detectors to let it know someone is approaching, and then asks you to scan your first item. Well, due to the little square of about ten registers being empty, as I walked in (and stayed close to the right), nine of them simultaneously bellowed out, "Welcome. Please scan your first item." It was like I walked through the gates of Grocery hell and was immediately dealt the final boss, a complicated army of self checkout machines, which only could communicate via their programmed phrases but they knew you were about to not place an item in the bagging area and they were going to light you ablaze with their lasers.

Looks like just the pressure relief valve is leaking. Also that pipe coming from it is hella against code.

It's still just as shitty

Give it a couple days.... the same shit is headed to the east coast

Random snap from my last Philly trip over New Years XD

I forgot to see if there was a birthday thread when I popped back on earlier. Big thank, it’s great being 29 again

MAKE ME

I died

Knock me bby

Pretty much... but where they have cars, the Amish have smartphones lmao

I had that happen to me one Christmas Eve when I worked in maintenance... I worked 30 miles from home but my dad lived 10 mins away... so I went to his place and hung out with my phone on loud until 5:30 when I went back to work to clock out and go home

You're only 33?

I was 13 in 03

BETCH

I'll have to schedule it accordingly.

You made the cut :3

That's what I'm talking about!! ❤️

OH HEY!!