Rogue_Alphonse

I've got it. Do you?

Venison scrapple.

Want more spam?

He's so unprofessional.

Hey, I just quoted what Nabiscuit said.

Funny joke you got here, and while it's clearly ridiculous i would still prefer it if you didn't inaccurately describe the staff hierarchy, we wouldn't want to confuse the userbase. I'm not going to formally warn you over it, but for all intensive purposes consider this basically that. Thanks, and happy posting!

Apparently revoking it deleted it completely from the archive

Good thing I am above you and can just revoke it.

Wow, for spamming Pat is stinky

I wrote a letter to him in such a way that my wording transitioned into the lyrics to the song. I did not have to look up the lyrics to write it.

I hope it's as fantastic as you are!! ❤️ @Mewn

Sponges? You mean me and @inuyashaboy05 circa 2007

H-I A-B L-M

Ironically HAL comes from IBM and I think IBM makes those lmao

... I need one of those.

>.> register them to you?

If I get beer or spraypaint or anything 18+ I go right to a person because of that shit lmao

Sometimes it'll ask me to place the item in the bagging area (if it's light like yogurt) so I just press down on the shit with my hand.

I actually kind of prefer a regular register.

Well they did finally get rid of the giant CRT TV tower that I have never seen turned on

PLEASE WAIT FOR ASSISTANCE I have horrible luck with electronics, including these things. To a point that I completely broke one at Home Depot for buying about $6 in electrical supplies.

So at local grocery chain called Stop & Shop up here in Fake England, their Self Service registers let the entirety of the tri-state area know every bit of what you are doing, especially when prompted to "FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS ON THE PIN PAD." But today I grabbed lunch at Shaw's. Now, it was five after twelve, so it was deserted aside from one person. Keep in mind, all of these self checkout stations have motion detectors to let it know someone is approaching, and then asks you to scan your first item. Well, due to the little square of about ten registers being empty, as I walked in (and stayed close to the right), nine of them simultaneously bellowed out, "Welcome. Please scan your first item." It was like I walked through the gates of Grocery hell and was immediately dealt the final boss, a complicated army of self checkout machines, which only could communicate via their programmed phrases but they knew you were about to not place an item in the bagging area and they were going to light you ablaze with their lasers.

Looks like just the pressure relief valve is leaking. Also that pipe coming from it is hella against code.

It's still just as shitty

Give it a couple days.... the same shit is headed to the east coast