Rogue_Alphonse

Karma's a bitch

About 500 yards to the right

There is a cool pattern of nothing but pink and blue ranks, only formed by just two users there. It's something I wouldn't want to disrupt. :420: :brownbottle:

Fuck yeah! Who needs coffee?! Well I probably still do BUT STILL

Reported

Oh you don't even know. Tomorrow is a cookout/party after some friends come over and help me and my folks clean up their current beach pad. ITS GONNA BE LIT! Plus like 10 - 15 Jeeps will be parked all over the place

I always rode a streetbike, for about 8 years in fact. But it looked and sounded like something out of a Mad Max film, because I had it tuned and loud and the body was primered black and I had the headlight on a switch so I could turn it off (technically against the law after 1978 or something). But almost all bikers I encountered liked me. In fact the city riding streetbike assholes are the ones I hate most...

Most bikers are very respectable now-a-days. I even know some Pagans and Hells Angels who are very nice and will help you out in an instant. Just don't get on their bad side It makes me miss riding a bike every day...

I have legit cleaned out basements after sex that's why I love wake-up sex... because I suck at waking up!

If it's cute when it's small then you have a winner

I kinda prefer it the other way though -_'

I have no idea, I just know if you want me to like clean the house or something and I'm being lazy... sexy time fixes that >

Doesn't matter

What if I like your dick

I think that place is small enough to float lol

There used to be an actual house on that lot but floods took it away and I am guessing they didn't have insurance.. :it:

Good way to relax after a long day. Especially after looking at a property on the bay and seeing the gem next door...

Because you're too weak to handle it.

I don't fuck around when I celebrate. I even snuck my own beer into the reception. Plus with me constantly being sucked into photos I kept giving my half drinks to kevin and going and getting new ones like 10 mins later >

My day started with moonshine in the car on the way there and we got there super early. And your ass was HUNG. OVER. The next day HAHAHA

I had a flask on me the whole time. Once we had shots in the back it was ON. I had so many different things I don't even know what it all was LOL

3 Coronas?

I'm chillen at my parents beach place because I sold mine guzzling down scotch and beer

Now I know you haven't been drinking with me

It will be owo