Rogue_Alphonse

I HAVEN'T SEEN A SALAMANDER IN SO LONG <3

I know people who work at meat processing facilities so I get all kinds of good stuff for veeeery cheap. Which is gonna suck when I move

GET CREATIVE MAN. Like why owls only have a life span of 6 1/2 books or something. :it:

All I'm doing is cleaning up the trash.

That or Legend... it's kind of like between the two.

Basically a big juicy boneless ribeye I like to say Scotch Fillet but calling it a Del is a bit more relatable.

:D FUCK I HAD MY FAT FACE CRAMMED WITH STEAK AND LOST ALL OTHER FUNCTIONS OF THOUGHT

Again with your false assumptions. Better back down, boy. Also if you wouldn't make obvious troll threads they wouldn't obviously be removed. Take note I just deleted all of Naraku360's spam in your other thread because it is somewhat innocent.

That or Rants... It should just be called "Dumpster" because ain't nothing in that folder on fire.

HEY. There are other factors that come into play as well. I think. Fuck it, Let's have a genuine conversation about nothing.

You're an Aristocrat so your time is near.

I mean... -_'

In time, young one. Your rank will allow you to see a folder filled with nothing but Zeni and Tic threads.

Most likely. Although there are a couple...

Every time I eat one of these bloody things, I always get a beer to go with it and don't touch the damn beer until I am done eating, excluding being out at a restaurant. Or like with wings, I'll get say a dozen hot wings, and eat 11 of them, wipe my hands and face, FINALLY take a sip of that cold goodness, and then eat the last wing

to just remove those stupid troll threads rather than move them to Dumpster Fires. Key word is stupid, because of who is making them.

I was fucking a 25 year old married chick who had two kids... turns out she wasn't just cheating on her drug addict husband with me

No, that's the most annoying car to drive in the rain... in the wurld. Not to be confused with generally the most annoying car to drive... in the wurld.

Psh. You won't be cranky when we are drinking.

I never said that. You asked if I stick a Q-tip in my dick head. I don't, but that reminded me of that fucking swab thing I had done when I was 17

I kept popping in and out of places that served beers and shots

I usually have to pee right after so it's easier to wipe the tip. Other than that I'm also usually in the shower right after. But I have had a small q-tip in my dick head... at least I was free of any STD's -_'

The only thing I can eat from Wendy's is the Frosty

420pooh4u[/member] You did it wrong.

80 is my favorite temperature.