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Rogue_Alphonse

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  1. RUIN MY CHANCES OF SLEEPING SMEWHAT NORMALLY
  2. As per your request. Hey man, just remember you always are welcome to pop back here or where ever the hell we are. And you have my number/Facebook as well as a lot of other's from here... even if you want me to contact someone you haven't seen, I may be able to make that happen for you. On behalf of those here who are your friend, we are always "here." No matter the case though, you've been doing awesome in your life and your dad will continue to become more and more proud of you. <3 Cheers to you from us.
  3. Not a felony in Philly. Not even a misdemeanor. I walk around with a one-hitter and the case is usually full of weed. If I get stopped and searched, the worst they can do is take it. BUUUT I don't think they'd care too much because they'd be too busy checking my concealed carry permit and the numbers on my gun to make sure it's registered to me
  4. There isn't "drive" one There is "point wheels in opposite direction of which way the rearend is sliding and hang on"
  5. Bitch I will cut your state off of the rest of the US and let it float out to sea
  6. "The Foxbody Mustang is the most dangerous car to drive in the rain.............. In the wurld."
  7. Have sex in the AM and then go piss. The fap theory is good, but the sex theory is GOLD pun
  8. Especially if it's a morning fap and you haven't gone yet. ahhhh :fap:
  9. My horse doesn't understand "traction" in the rain
  10. You have no idea how many people here live in the northeastern part of the US.
  11. I've been there a few times, both for buisiness and just to be a stupid ass tourist. It's a lot easier to deal with after some beers. LOL
  12. What do I have to do with it? Skiles[/member], you can use a .gif in your sig and do what bnmjy said.
  13. Those things make me fall asleep
  14. It's decriminalized in Philly anyway. So a blunt will get you nothing more than it taken from you and thrown away.
  15. I have legit gotten into a half drunk blowout with a cop for backing my car in and having two tires a little over the line of a handicapped spot at Wawa. I was pulling out and forgot my friend's cigs, so threw it in revere and left my car sitting in the spot, running, with the top down and three people in it. Before I was back out the door this cop ws up on my face telling me "Parking like this is like saying Fuck you to my face!" to which I replied, "Why the fuck would I leave my Mustang RUNNING WITH THE TOP DOWN NEAR THE FRANKFORD TERMINAL. Obviously I'm not leaving it here." My friend calmed me down and the cop got in his PPD fucking VAN, and just before I pulled out sideways in a cloud if tire smoke I said loudly to my friends, "Oh he's just mad he's stuck with the Police Pedo van." But in a different case, underage and drinking in the open at Gay Pride me asked a cop where to "get more of these" as I pointed to my open beer and he directed the 5 of us to a small place that sold six packs. Only one of us was over 21 >
  16. I wonder i he's already part way there. AKA the snapchat nudes.
  17. StarPanda[/member] how do you pronounce the Seat car brand? >
  18. You are god damn right. Even the Mustang has that feature now > IT ALSO HAS A HIDDEN CASSETTE PLAYER
  19. For what I'm "Paying" if I decide to take it, I can deal. No rips, tears, or holes. And Merc does make some hella comfy seats. IT'S EVEN GOT POWERED HEAD RESTS
  20. It is partly your landlord's responsibility to find the root cause. They do not have to tell you who it is, but they need to go through and find or at least try to find, preferrably with an exterminator because they are the experts on how and where the root cause is. Honestly you'll take another loss, but get the fuck out of there asap.
  21. It sucks man, I worked at an apartment complex where people would go visit their families overseas and bring bed bugs back. It's a long process to get rid of them. Honestly, you shouldn't have to fork the bill legally (at least in my state). You can take legal action or use renter's insurance to help you out. Do what you can to diminish the issue but in the meantime find a better, cleaner place to move to. Wash everything twice. Spray everything. Bed bugs will reside in warm, dark places. Hate to say it, but ditch your mattress and box spring and buy a new one along with protective covers. Pull your rugs up on the corners of the rooms, and look for them. Google is a good source of what to focus on and how to keep it all under control.
  22. and... well pretty much what JUST the cost of a new furnace is for this particular job. I'll probably just take the money at the last minute rather than the car and some cash
  23. Video or it didn't happen
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