Rogue_Alphonse

Old people jokes are better than dad jokes.

Better be able to drink tomorrow night.

I've had it for a while >

Attitude

No, I WEAR cologne every great once in a while. Giorgio Armani

I dim my screen... and it's just the lock screen.

Been this through 4 phones and over the course of about 5 years

I'll make it good

On it.

Looks like a base model European car, considering it has a very plain steering wheel and is right hand drive.

Pretty sure I have, but Perseus is so far up her ass she's probably convinced not to join.

I think you're right, now that you mention it.. it really rings a bell.

FM Radio has been that for me for like 15 years...

His fat ass isn't climbing up no prison bunk bed

A rabbit dog

This is definitely up there... and he looks like he enjoys feces to the face. and this was my friend's fucking neighbor. http://www.cnn.com/2016/06/22/us/pennsylvania-girls-found-arrests/index.html

What is a "book"?

Regardless, you'll still be detained while all evidence is collected...

US? While I did have a bout with a borderline opiate addiction, and have done LSD many, many times... in my current state she has no reason to report me. I have half of a one-hitter full of weed... I can fucking walk to Massachussetts to avoid any grief over that.

Okay. <3