Rogue_Alphonse

Don't gotta be tall to use the dicc

I wish I was Wee Man.. I'd be rich.

I would, and eat half and save the other half for lunch the next day

EXACTLYYYYYYYYY GODDAMNIT ALL I WANTED WAS A FUCKING MICKEYS. That was my WHOLE FUCKING INTENT.

That's what whiskey is forrrrrrrr

I needed something to drink between whiskey.

I bought whiskey too, goddamn.

I got it at the liquor store I stopped going to because of their poor selection, but today was so damn gloomy I didn't even feel like looking outside... which in turn made me not want to go far. Every other brand of 40 was legit worse... and they were out of Colt 45. -_'

SHUT UP WHEN YOU'RE TALKING TO ME

Whatever I would tell you wouldn't be enough, simply because I never eat a lot in one sitting.

And I was telling you how much I paid, biscuit.

I'd rather have a Model S if I went that route, and I damn sure would autocross it. Although waaaaay back in 2014, someone learned really quickly that the 2015+ Mustangs are insane on the track....

It was Free-fiddy

Sounds like an Elaborate Excuse to be a Furry but ok

Cats aren't allowed down here. Okay just one certain cat.

I bet you would

Beach breeze, motherfucker. And it makes me feel good.

I made the mistake of handing it to my gf to take inside, of course it was dropped on the driveway. But I found this really cool looking pewter cauldron... dish... thingy so I removed all of the glass from said candle and used that... From now on ALL candles will be broken from their glass jars to be used in such cauldron thing.

I'll give you money if you spend it on me

Always ribeye. Always.

Because the new Base Mustang GT gets 460 horsepowers and hits 60 in under 4 seconds. Granted that's the 10-speed auto numbers... the 6-speed manual probably gets there in around 5 seconds... but a different rear axle ratio and my driving can knock that number back Poor Dodge keeps trying, and failing..... currently there is a 4-cylinder Mustang that is faster than their new Demon you can't legally drag race even though it was built with such intent. http://jalopnik.com/the-2018-ford-mustang-hits-60-mph-in-less-than-4-second-1797206607?rev=1500930610298&utm_campaign=socialflow_jalopnik_facebook&utm_source=jalopnik_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow

Who's weekend? o_O QUOTE YOUR REPLIES, MAN!

Tamed Insanity.