Rogue_Alphonse

People ask me Foxbody questions and I cut up on those. >

the same way J-Lube (powder) is better than Astroglide.

he chemicals in the water are turning the frogs gay

I use them as a form of shitposting usually.

We had gator for months... sooo goood

Apparently PETA has one that says "Shoot Selfies, Not Animals". My mom updated her profile pic with that filter, using the photo of her knelt down next to the 10.6" gator she shot in Louisiana, holding its mouth open. FUCKING. TROLL.

NO. ohno

Yeah my old fridge technically was like that, but it's an apartment sized fridge not a damn standard 30" wide chumpey.

Driving a beat-up Altima will get you nowhere, for starters...

I have a bulging bulge.

Something got in the compressor... so it'll run for a bit and then the light standard humming becomes VERY loud until the lights flicker and all that's heard is the sound of a seized electric motor trying to turn... which is the actual case.

Actually, I just looked through the list of all of the banees, you're not on there.

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO PAT

ended up re-upholstering the corner of the recliner where the cat tore it up. ..Welcome to my brain -_'

I have better ways to stash corpses.

A positive tone.

My current fridge sounds like it's gonna explode every time you plug it in <.<

I DO THE SAME THING

I have many projects and I am either working or going somewhere

Ben Rogue... Can't miss me, I am wearing a Soul Eater beanie.

Didn't have the room for a bigger fridge yet. Now that I do, everyone selling an older used fridge must have fell and bumped their head, because... like $200 for a 1970's Frigidaire with a no-defrost freezer that's behind the door? Fuck that.

> > "Excuse me madam, may i check your breasts for you?" Thanks <3

technically "my" boobs are my gf's boobs and they're just starting to develop from hormones because trans life. Feel free to still check though >

But there's not much to check