Rogue_Alphonse

I have a bulging bulge.

Something got in the compressor... so it'll run for a bit and then the light standard humming becomes VERY loud until the lights flicker and all that's heard is the sound of a seized electric motor trying to turn... which is the actual case.

Actually, I just looked through the list of all of the banees, you're not on there.

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO PAT

ended up re-upholstering the corner of the recliner where the cat tore it up. ..Welcome to my brain -_'

I have better ways to stash corpses.

A positive tone.

My current fridge sounds like it's gonna explode every time you plug it in <.<

I DO THE SAME THING

I have many projects and I am either working or going somewhere

Ben Rogue... Can't miss me, I am wearing a Soul Eater beanie.

Didn't have the room for a bigger fridge yet. Now that I do, everyone selling an older used fridge must have fell and bumped their head, because... like $200 for a 1970's Frigidaire with a no-defrost freezer that's behind the door? Fuck that.

> > "Excuse me madam, may i check your breasts for you?" Thanks <3

technically "my" boobs are my gf's boobs and they're just starting to develop from hormones because trans life. Feel free to still check though >

But there's not much to check

Like that bothers me

Can you check them for me?

I have joke banned before...

I didn't take them Honestly I woulda just banned for a day. I think just taking his posting abilities away is fucking GOLD.

Let the irony begin.

I could easily light a dumpster on fire and throw people in it.

Zenigundam?[/member] can read this but can't post currently :it:

I would.

nothing is better than these hands